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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [Reading McGee's report] "Retinal scanner uses wave-front sensing reflection points. "
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Heh.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : "Correlates the data using 8 point spread function."
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Yeah.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : "Rasterizes the pupil. Conjugate geometry."
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Was I too technical?
[Gibbs drops the report in the trash]
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Look, I'm just saying that I think Tony is more upset than he's letting on.
Ziva David : Yes, but he and his partner have not spoken in years.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Okay, let's say you and I haven't spoken in years. And I get my throat slit by a serial killer.
Ziva David : I would hunt him down and make him regret the day he was born! You're not just any partner, McGee.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Neither is Tony.
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Abby Sciuto : How on Earth did you -?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Rule #35.
Abby Sciuto , Special Agent Timothy McGee : Always watch the watchers.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Can you imagine having to arrest Gibbs?
Ziva David : [scoffs] I would rather arrest my father. And I still might have to one day, for that matter.
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Ziva David : Can you identify these?
Dao Huang : Looks like one of mine. It has my logo. See?
[shows them a baking tray]
Dao Huang : I bake it in... but the coloring is wrong, and that is not one of my sayings. That cookie is a forgery.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Do you have any employees that might have made it?
Dao Huang : No, I do all the printing myself. Where'd you get this cookie?
Ziva David : We found it at a crime scene.
Dao Huang : Hmm... could have been made from one of the trays taken in the robbery.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Robbery?
Dao Huang : Five weeks ago, someone broke in and took my safe and some equipment.
[lowers voice]
Dao Huang : This business can be quite cutthroat. Most people don't know that.
Ziva David : Do the police have any suspects?
Dao Huang : They took a report, some evidence... and they ate a half a case of cookies. I'm not expecting much.
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Dao Huang : [Russian accent] Can I help you?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [shows his badge] Yes, I'm Agent McGee, NCIS. This is my partner, Agent David.
Ziva David : We're looking for Dao Huang.
Dao Huang : Well, you found him.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [raises eyebrows] Your name is Dao Huang?
Dao Huang : [irritably] Try looking at a map sometimes, okay? China is right next to Russia. My parents immigrated from Beijing, I was adopted in Kiev, we moved to D.C.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Okay...
Dao Huang : Is it any stranger than an American with an Irish name? Have you ever been to Ireland?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I-I have not. That's a very good point, I'm sorry.
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Anthony DiNozzo : [Walks off elevator and into the bullpen] Hey, guys! Tell me you've seen it.
Ziva David : And good morning to you, too, Tony.
Anthony DiNozzo : Actually it's the worst morning in the history of mornings. My phone! Tell me you've seen it.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Lost your cell, huh? Ouch.
Ziva David : Well, you are a very capable investigator. Why don't you just investigate.
Anthony DiNozzo : Yes.
[Proceeds to yank out the drawers from his desk, pouring all the contents onto the floor]
Ziva David : [Gibbs walks in and stares at Tony, who freezes and stares back] Uh, Tony is just...
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : I don't want to know.
[Tony tosses aside the empty drawer and carries on searching]
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Dr. Donald Mallard : And for the grand finale...
[Ducky rips open the plastic covering the body, Tony prepares to take a photo but stops when he sees the face]
Dr. Donald Mallard : ... a six-centimeter cut ear to ear, severing the carotid artery. Our killer is nothing if not consistent.
Ziva David : Is there anything wrong, Tony?
Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah. I know him.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Who is he?
Anthony DiNozzo : He's my old partner.