Active reserve US Marine sergeant Travis Wooten (35)'s corpse is found in his backyard by dog-walkers Kyle Severin and Lauren Donnelly. Blood traces suggest his wife, gunnery sergeant Georgia, a tough close combat instructor, and their son Jacob (6) seem kidnapped. In fact she's found AWOL in Maryland but shows no mourning. Indeed, she knew Travis cheated on her with Jancey Gilroy, who ignored about his marriage, in fellow veteran Len Feeney's pool club. Both spouses have excessive wounds and bruises. While more saucy background is unearthed, taunter Tony solves McGee's desperate $10,000 identity theft problem. Written by
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I could take the beatings. And they'd happen for so long, I didn't even feel the pain anymore. Even when he, uh...
When he made sure to hit me in places that, uh, no one would see.
Spoofs Apocalypse Now