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Mary Bartowski: [Sarah and Mary have their guns pointed at each other] You brought someone. I told you to come alone.

Chuck Bartowski: No, no,no, no. Technically not just someone, my girlfriend - Sarah. Sarah this is my mom - Mary. I don't know how to say this exactly, but please don't kill each other.

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John Casey: Chuck, how'd you get here?

Chuck Bartowski: My Mom dropped me off.

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Big Mike: Son, in my twelve and a half weeks at the El Segundo School of Finance, I learned one very important word. Delegate. That word is the key to being a successful manager. There's even a catchy phrase for when you've got too much to do: "Get it off your plate. Give it to other people."

Morgan Grimes: I think what you mean to say is: "Get it off your plate. Delegate."

Big Mike: No I do not. You are not a rhyming monkey. You are a manager.

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Dr. Stanley Wheelwright: [to Pierce] I see your hands are shaking. That means the toxin is taking effect. It's flooding your brain now, turning your entire consciousness into one giant nightmare. The only difference is, this nightmare you never wake up from.

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Sarah Walker: What's the matter? You look like you've seen a ghost.

Chuck Bartowski: I just talked to one.

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Dr. Stanley Wheelwright: What scares you, Chuck? Hmm?

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Chuck Bartowski: [On his cellphone] I had a feeling you wouldn't show up. I guess I should have expected it.

Mary Bartowski: Look to your 3 O'Clock. I had to make sure you were alone.

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Chuck Bartowski: Okay, considering that you left me when I was, I don't know, 9 years old. And I still don't know if you're good or bad. I have every right to have a mother issue or two right now.

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Chuck Bartowski: Okay, fine. Why me?

Mary Bartowski: Because I thought I could trust you. Just say you flashed on him.

Chuck Bartowski: Did I -? I'm sorry. What? You know about the Intersect?

Mary Bartowski: I may not know anything about you, Chuck. But I know *everything* about Charles Carmichael.

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Dr. Stanley Wheelwright: Yes, the transaction's progressing just fine.

Mary Bartowski: Well, it may appear that way, but sometimes appearances don't tell the whole story. I've done some digging on Mr. Carmichael here. And unfortuneately, his story doesn't check out. It's a CIA trap. He's a spy.

[Mary rises]

Chuck Bartowski: What?

[Mary shoots Chuck in the chest]

John Casey: Man down! Man down! Walker get in there!

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Lester Patel: Morgan's right. We've got to tap into a place that so scary, so demented that it will change Halloween as we know it. We gotta tap... into your head.

Jeff Barnes: Okay.

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Mary Bartowski: Get in.

Chuck Bartowski: Are you crazy? You know I didn't think you could top abandoning me for the last 20 years. And then you shot me!

Mary Bartowski: And I will do it again if you don't get in this car right now.

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Morgan Grimes: Casey? Casey, what is going on? Why is there a gun to my

[Realizes what's happening]

Morgan Grimes: head? I'm the magnet. I'm the magnet for bad guys. Are you kidding me? Come on, man! I can't believe it. I cannot believe that you would bring me here and use me as a human target.

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Ellie Bartowski: It's ironic, isn't it? The mother I wish would disappear, is here to answer all my questions. And the mother I wish I could talk to, has disappeared forever.

Chuck Bartowski: Hey, Ellie, uh, you got plans tonight?

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Sarah Walker: [as Mary is being taken away in a van] Stop! Stop! You have no idea what's going on. Your mom isn't the spy you think she is.

Chuck Bartowski: Sarah?

Sarah Walker: I'm protecting your blind spot.

[Sarah gets in the van, and the van drives off]

Chuck Bartowski: Sarah!

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