John Casey: [to Morgan] You break her heart, I break your everything.
Chuck Bartowski: [Receving a call] They put his tracker on a what?... No. God, no! Don't shoot it!
[Ends the call. To Sarah]
Chuck Bartowski: They took off his tracker and put it on a cat.
Sarah Walker: Is this the part where I'm supposed to ask you what you're thinking about?
Chuck Bartowski: My mom. I thought she was a prisoner that needed to be saved, and... then I come to find out she's just one of the bad guys.
Sarah Walker: Chuck, we don't know what side your mom is on.
Chuck Bartowski: Maybe not. But there's one thing I do know. In order to find the one person who... left me, I've endangered the lives of everyone who would never leave me. Morgan, Casey, you. I'm gonna stop looking for my mom.
Sarah Walker: No. Chuck...
Chuck Bartowski: No, it's okay. I thought I had to bring my family back together, but I don't. You guys, Awesome, Ellie, you're my family. I love you.
Sarah Walker: I love you. I'll see you inside.
Chuck Bartowski: Yeah.
[Sarah goes inside; Chuck's phone rings and he answers it]
Chuck Bartowski: Hello.
Mary Bartowski: Hello, Chuck. It's your mother.
John Casey: Only place I can think of to get these three sons of bitches back together, would be my funeral.
Chuck Bartowski: That's it! Casey, I know how to find your old team. We have to kill you.
Packard: All right so we gotta chop his arm off.
T.I.: His left one, right? I was planning on doing it with this.
[Holds up a knife]
Packard: Not with a knife! No. Too dull.
Mackintosh: What we need is a surgical saw. I got one in the other room. Yeah, you mess up the hand, you won't be able to open the vault.
John Casey: [Calling the Buy More] Casey. Code red. I've been drugged. Don't know how long I can stay conscious. Need extraction. In an alley. 4th and Hill. I'll be in a dumpster.
Jeff Barnes: Don't worry, Casey. I know that dumpster!
John Casey: Wait! Who is this? Where's Chuck?
Jeff Barnes: We're on our way.
[Jeff hangs up. Then into the PA system]
Jeff Barnes: Lester. Nerd Herd emergency. Man down! Meet me at the Herder.
Sarah Walker: Uh oh.
Chuck Bartowski: "Uh oh?" You don't say "Uh oh?"
Sarah Walker: You step out of that laser beam, this goes off.
T.I.: Hey, eulogy guy. Looking for Casey.
Morgan Grimes: Casey who?
[T.I. knocks Morgan to the ground]
Morgan Grimes: That Casey.
T.I.: Get up! Got a message for him. We've got his friends. We're taking them on a little gold digging trip. He knows where. Tell him he has 24 hours to show up alone, or he's gonna have 2 more funerals to go to.
Morgan Grimes: Okay. Think Morgan. How do I get him angry? How do I get him an-? Oh crap!
Morgan Grimes: Okay, Casey, I know you can hear me. And I have something *very* important to tell you. I've been dating your daughter. Yeah, yeah. We're technically on the rocks right now kind of. But you know, things we're getting pretty serious. Hol - holding hands and uh, kissing was just out of control. But I've been a perfect gentlemen. Although, it definitely felt like pretty soon,
Morgan Grimes: she'd be spending the night.
Mackintosh: She's Volkoff's right hand. When he has a problem, he sends in Frost. And that problem disappears.
Chuck Bartowski: [Quietly] Sarah, I'm kind of starting to think that my mom might be one of the bad guys.
Packard: If you hadn't been such a hard ass, Casey. We all wouldn't be here right now.
Mackintosh: We'd be on a beach earning 20%... unless we invested in real estate.
Morgan Grimes: Casey. Couch lock... Cable.
John Casey: [Casey realizes what Morgan's planning] Oh,good Lord.
[to Chuck and Sarah]
John Casey: Lift your feet up. Do it. Do it now!
Sarah Walker: He's going to try and shock them.
Chuck Bartowski: Morgan! Morgan, NO!
Chuck Bartowski: In order to find the one person who
Chuck Bartowski: left me, I've endangered the lives of everyone who would never leave me: Morgan, Casey, you. I'm going to stop looking for my mom.
Sarah Walker: Oh Chuck...
Chuck Bartowski: No. It's okay. I thought I'd have to bring my family back together. But I don't. You guys: Awesome, Ellie, you're my family. I love you.