- 1st Prisoner: You know about that?
- Huey Freeman: Yes.
- 1st Prisoner: Oh, you know about that? Tell me what you know about that! Tell me what you think about that!
- Huey Freeman: The prison-industrial complex is a system situated at the intersection of government and private interests. It uses prisons as a solution to social, political, and economic problems. It includes human-rights violations, the death penalty, slave labor, policing, courts, the media, political prisoners, and the elimination of dissent.
- 1st Prisoner: ...Nigga, did you just say what I was tryin' to say, but smarter?
- 1st Prisoner: Brother Huey, let the record show that the motion is passed. Please add "Bitches" to the official list of demands.
- [first lines]
- [title superimposed: The following footage is an excerpt from NBC's "To Catch a Predator" originally filmed in 2005. The episode never aired]
- [We fade in to a view of a door from the interior of a house. In walks The Booty Warrior. He walks down the hallway towards the kitchen]
- Kid: [off-screen] Hold on I just got out of the shower, there's some juice on the table!
- [the Booty Warrior sits down in front of the table]
- The Booty Warrior: Mhmm, take your time.
- [We hear the clicking of a door being opened. Chris Hanson walks in to the room. The Booty Warrior pays him no attention]
- Chris Hansen: You want to explain to me what you're doing here?
- The Booty Warrior: I came looking for booty.
- Chris Hansen: You came looking for sex, with an under-age boy?
- The Booty Warrior: Oh, nah, I ain't come looking for no little boys. I ain't got no milk, no cookies, nothing. I came looking for *man's butt*.
- Chris Hansen: A "man's butt"? Excuse me?
- The Booty Warrior: [finally faces Chris] Oh I know who you are, Chris Hanson, but see I-I calls you Chris Handsome. I watch your TV show all the time. So, you can go ahead bring in them cameras and polices waiting outside. It don't make me no difference. Now, I tell you what... I likes ya and I wants ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way - the choice is yours.
- Chris Hansen: Well I don't think you and I will be doing anything, any-kind of way.
- The Booty Warrior: Ok, I-I see you choosin' the hard way.
- Chris Hansen: [off-screen] Okay, cut! This isn't working, someone get this guy...
- [the Booty Warrior tackles Chris and pins him to the table]
- The Booty Warrior: Don't make me ruin the butt Chris! I'm a warrior!
- [Chris Hanson screams as The Booty Warrior seemingly "ruins the butt"]
- [Tom and his counseling group leader are role playing, showing the group how to get out of the hold of an anal rapist]
- Counseling Group Leader: So when grabbed from behind, the first thing we do is drop our center of gravity. Then, we thrust our hips backwards and our arms forward, breaking the hold.
- [the group leader walks behind Tom]
- Counseling Group Leader: [innocently] Okay Tom. Now, I'll do you and you try to get me off.
- [the group leader places his arms around Tom]
- Tom Dubois: I can't!
- [runs out]
- The Booty Warrior: I likes ya.
- 2nd Prisoner: He likes ya!
- The Booty Warrior: And I wants ya.
- 2nd Prisoner: He wants ya!
- The Booty Warrior: Now we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way.
- 2nd Prisoner: Pray, Tom, pray!