The Boondocks (TV Series)
A Date with the Booty Warrior (2010)
Jim Meskimen: Chris Hansen
Quotes
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[first lines]
[title superimposed: The following footage is an excerpt from NBC's "To Catch a Predator" originally filmed in 2005. The episode never aired]
[We fade in to a view of a door from the interior of a house. In walks The Booty Warrior. He walks down the hallway towards the kitchen]
Kid : [off-screen] Hold on I just got out of the shower, there's some juice on the table!
[the Booty Warrior sits down in front of the table]
The Booty Warrior : Mhmm, take your time.
[We hear the clicking of a door being opened. Chris Hanson walks in to the room. The Booty Warrior pays him no attention]
Chris Hansen : You want to explain to me what you're doing here?
The Booty Warrior : I came looking for booty.
Chris Hansen : You came looking for sex, with an under-age boy?
The Booty Warrior : Oh, nah, I ain't come looking for no little boys. I ain't got no milk, no cookies, nothing. I came looking for *man's butt*.
Chris Hansen : A "man's butt"? Excuse me?
The Booty Warrior : [finally faces Chris] Oh I know who you are, Chris Hanson, but see I-I calls you Chris Handsome. I watch your TV show all the time. So, you can go ahead bring in them cameras and polices waiting outside. It don't make me no difference. Now, I tell you what... I likes ya and I wants ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way - the choice is yours.
Chris Hansen : Well I don't think you and I will be doing anything, any-kind of way.
The Booty Warrior : Ok, I-I see you choosin' the hard way.
Chris Hansen : [off-screen] Okay, cut! This isn't working, someone get this guy...
[the Booty Warrior tackles Chris and pins him to the table]
The Booty Warrior : Don't make me ruin the butt Chris! I'm a warrior!
[Chris Hanson screams as The Booty Warrior seemingly "ruins the butt"]