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"Episodes" Episode Two (TV Episode 2011) Poster

(TV Series)

(2011)

Quotes

Sean Lincoln: [trying to enter their gated community] Wallace, you know us. We go through this every day.

Beverly Lincoln: How can you not remember? We waved to you when we left this morning.

Wallace: Everybody waves.

[Beverly and Sean shake their heads in disbelief]

Wallace: Name?

Sean Lincoln: Lincoln.

Wallace: [scanning his list] Lincoln.

Sean Lincoln: Lincoln. With an "L"...

Beverly Lincoln: Like the car, the tunnel in New York, your dead president.

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Matt LeBlanc: Don't let them force you to cast anyone you don't want.

Beverly Lincoln: All right.

Matt LeBlanc: I mean it. If they start pushing you around, let me be the bad guy.

Sean Lincoln: Really?

Matt LeBlanc: Oh, yeah, yeah. It's a lot harder for them to fuck with me than fuck with you. Besides, Merc and I go way back. I've known him since he ran NBC Sports and used to get me Laker Girls.

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Jamie Lapidus: Welcome to L.A. So, are you ready to go back to England yet?

[Sean and Beverly laugh]

Sean Lincoln: Hardly.

Beverly Lincoln: In a heartbeat.

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Carol Rance: Um, would you mind not mentioning to anyone that I've been in the master bedroom?

Sean Lincoln: All right... Oh.

Carol Rance: I just wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong impression.

Sean Lincoln: Absolutely.

Carol Rance: "She's sleeping with her boss." Wouldn't wanna be *that* girl.

Sean Lincoln: No...

[they laugh awkwardly]

Sean Lincoln: Especially since his wife is blind.

Carol Rance: Right! Because that would make me...

Sean Lincoln: A monster!

Carol Rance: Yes!

[chuckles]

Carol Rance: Rawr!

[prolonged awkward laughter]

Carol Rance: Even if it started before she went...

Sean Lincoln: Still not good.

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