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Season: 1 | 2
Year: 2010 | 2011


Season 1


Season 1, Episode 1: Nelson the Online Predator

22 June 2010
A group of animals meet in the back garden of a London pub. Nelson,a fox,steals a computer and starts an online romance,seemingly with a woman called Wendy but actually a vengeful hen called Ruth,out to get her own back on fox-kind.Afghan hound Destiny bites her owner Gary so that he will take her to Obedience Class,where she has taken a shine to bad-boy dog Rivers,whilst Marion,a cat whose owner has just died,finds a new home when he takes the place of missing lookalike Chopsticks. Sadly for him Chopsticks returns.
Dan Tetsell ... Marion (voice)
Warrick Brownlow-Pike ... Marion
Rufus Jones ... Nelson (voice)
Andy Heath ... Nelson
Lucy Montgomery ... Destiny (voice)
Richard Coombs ... Destiny
Sue Beattie ... Destiny

Katy Brand ... Kali (voice)
Iestyn Evans ... Kali

Paul Kaye ... Vince (voice)
Ruth Bratt ... Wendy (voice)
Lewis Macleod ... Chopsticks (voice)

Tony Way ... Gary
Rita Davies ... Margaret

James Doherty ... Dale
Joan Linder ... Ruth
Harry Morrison ... Policeman

Jonathan Ryland ... Vet
Zoe Gardner ... Dog Trainer
Toby Anstis ... Himself
Simon Buckley ... Additional puppetry
Mandy Glass ... Additional Puppetry
Matt Hutchinson ... Additional Puppetry
Lucy Lloyd ... Additional Puppetry
Toby Olie ... Additional Puppetry
Yvonne Stone ... Additional Puppetry

Mak Wilson ... Additional puppetry

Season 1, Episode 2: Destiny the Reluctant Sniffer Dog

29 June 2010
Marion goes to the disco where he first sniffs catnip and becomes addicted until Nelson cures him by getting him to sniff so much it makes him ill. Nelson looks after his sickly nephew Kieran,the runt of the litter,with whom he identifies as he ,like presenter Paul Ross,was also the runt. Kieran seems to have a bright future solving jigsaw puzzles - until a cupboard falls on him. Destiny finds out that she can identify her future partner by bottom sniffing. She almost ends up with Nelson until she discovers that the smell she likes best is her own bottom. Malicious pigeon Kali gets an explosive revenge on Dean,a Scouse dove who has found God and who converts the predators sent to kill him.
Dan Tetsell ... Marion (voice) (as Daniel Tetsell)
Warrick Brownlow-Pike ... Marion

Katy Brand ... Kali (voice)
Iestyn Evans ... Kali
Rufus Jones ... Nelson (voice)
Andy Heath ... Nelson
Lucy Montgomery ... Destiny (voice)
Richard Coombs ... Destiny
Sue Beattie ... Destiny

Paul Kaye ... Vince (voice)
Ruth Bratt ... Kieran (voice)
Steve North ... Fireman (as Stephen North)
Nick Tanner ... Big Issue Seller
Lawry Lewin ... Tramp

Christopher Biggins ... Himself - God
Gemma Bissix ... Herself

Stuart Manning ... Himself
Paul Ross ... Himself
Simon Buckley ... Additional puppetry
Mandy Glass ... Additional Puppetry
Matt Hutchinson ... Additional Puppetry
Toby Olie ... Additional Puppetry
Yvonne Stone ... Additional Puppetry

Season 1, Episode 3: Marion the Young Lover

6 July 2010
Marion falls for a kitten called Lollipop but she is under-age for sex and he has to wait another day before she is legal.Having used up most of his nine lives can he survive? Destiny meets a guide dog and decides to blind Gary so she can be his guide. Unfortunately she blinds the dog and has to take on his owner who comes to a sticky end when she passes him onto Nelson. Nelson auditions for 'Springwatch' but finds that the animals are all actors and two of them plan to kill him live on camera. Fortunately violent cousin Vince is star-struck and can be persuaded to take Nelson's place.
Rufus Jones ... Nelson (voice)
Dan Tetsell ... Marion (voice)

Katy Brand ... Kali (voice)
Lucy Montgomery ... Destiny (voice)

Paul Kaye ... Vince (voice)

Tony Way ... Gary
Daniel Lawrence Taylor ... Producer

Steven France ... Flipper's Friend
Terry Nutkins ... Himself
Chris Packham ... Himself
Ruth Bratt ... Additional Voices (voice)
Lewis Macleod ... Additional Voices (voice)
Toby Marlow ... Death

Season 1, Episode 4: Nelson the Stroke Virgin

13 July 2010
When Marion saves a child from drowning Destiny takes the credit and becomes a superstar until she fails to save another toddler and is exposed as a fraud,becoming Britain's most Hated Dog. She does redeem herself by rescuing Nelson who,in his desire to be stroked, gets locked in a cage on a petting farm with a coachload of sticky-fingered kids coming to stroke him to death. Kali meets a lesbian crow who wants to introduce her to the local avian gay scene and has to be frightened off by a phallic scarecrow.
Lucy Montgomery ... Destiny (voice)
Dan Tetsell ... Marion (voice)
Rufus Jones ... Nelson (voice)

Katy Brand ... Kali

Paul Kaye ... Vince
Ruth Bratt ... Cassandra (voice)

Tony Way ... Gary
Margaret Cabourn-Smith ... Mother
Malcolm Rogers ... Old Man
Jeff Brazier ... Himself
Clive Anderson ... Himself
Dan Renton Skinner ... Reporter (as Renton Skinner)

Andrew Brooke ... Farmhand
Lewis Macleod ... Additional Voices (voice)

Velile Tshabalala ... Nurse

Season 1, Episode 5: Kali the Genetic Engineer

20 July 2010
Sex-mad Destiny is on cloud nine when her new boyfriend Archie cannot get enough with her. However she feels betrayed when she discovers that Gary has paid his owner and this is a stud dog,brought in to get her pregnant. Nelson's French pen-friend Christian arrives but behaves very oddly,showing mood swings and frothing at the mouth. He has rabies. Nelson believes he has caught it but his test samples got mixed up and the real sufferer is Archie,putting paid to Gary's little plan. Having survived a pigeon cull Kali plans revenge by creating a super-beast to take over the world,a pigeox, a cross between a pigeon and a fox.

Katy Brand ... Kali (voice)
Iestyn Evans ... Kali
Dan Tetsell ... Marion (voice)
Warrick Brownlow-Pike ... Marion
Lucy Montgomery ... Destiny (voice)
Richard Coombs ... Destiny
Sue Beattie ... Destiny
Rufus Jones ... Nelson (voice)
Andy Heath ... Nelson

Paul Kaye ... Vince (voice)

Tony Way ... Gary

Amber Beattie ... Girl
Nathaniel Martello-White ... Boy (as Nathaniel M. White)
Scott Mills ... Himself
Ruth Bratt ... Additional Voices (voice)
Simon Lipson ... Additional Voices (voice)
Duncan Wisbey ... Additional Voices (voice)
Simon Buckley ... Additional puppetry
Mandy Glass ... Additional Puppetry
Matt Hutchinson ... Additional Puppetry
Lucy Lloyd ... Additional Puppetry
Toby Olie ... Additional Puppetry

Season 1, Episode 6: Destiny the Infectious Risk

27 July 2010
Gary feels mean when Kali gets impaled on one of the anti-vermin spikes he's put on the roof,takes her in and feeds her. She balloons in size. Nelson falls for Sandra,a filthy,bad-mannered vixen he meets at the rubbish dump because she is in heat and he finds her attractive. Against his friends' advice he marries her and soon regrets it. Fortunately for him a newly released Kali falls on top of her,making him a widower. Destiny wins a dog show,thanks to some wise-cracking fleas who have infested her and helped her win the intelligence test but her subsequent behaviour towards them is ungrateful.
Dan Tetsell ... Marion (voice)
Rufus Jones ... Nelson (voice)
Lucy Montgomery ... Destiny (voice)

Katy Brand ... Kali (voice)
Ruth Bratt ... Sandra (voice)

Paul Kaye ... Vince (voice)

Tony Way ... Gary
John Roy ... Pest Officer
Marc Small ... Ajudicator
Christopher Hughes ... Himself (as Chris Hughes)
Simon Lipson ... Additional Voices (voice)
Duncan Wisbey ... Additional Voices (voice)

Season 1, Episode 7: Marion the Superfluous Feed Character

3 August 2010
Having accidentally put Vince into a coma Nelson looks after his territory and tries to bring culture to its occupants - in vain. For Destiny, however, fed up with being controlled by all the men in her life,Vince is the perfect placid boyfriend who never answers back - until he comes round. Kali is appalled that the electrocution of her mother is shown on 'You've Been Framed' and hatches a plan to kill Harry Hill.
Rufus Jones ... Nelson (voice)
Dan Tetsell ... Marion (voice)
Lucy Montgomery ... Destiny (voice)

Katy Brand ... Kali (voice)

Paul Kaye ... Vince (voice)

Tony Way ... Gary

Rosamund Hanson ... Saleswoman
Vicki Butler-Henderson ... Herself
Ruth Bratt ... Additional Voices (voice)
Lewis Macleod ... Additional Voices (voice)

Season 1, Episode 8: Nelson the Naughty Arsonist

10 August 2010
Kali has her wings clipped and ends up grounded and,unless she can wing it,Vince will eat her. Destiny gets snapped up by a photographer but learns that she is modelling for dog porn - the dreaded advertising calendar.Marion joins a group of animals intent on stopping the Bonfire Night celebrations by blowing up the pub,with Destiny inside. Nelson and Marion set out to save her but Kali's new rocket-powered jet propulsion ends the evening with a bang and lands them all in hospital. Or was it just a dream?
Dan Tetsell ... Marion (voice)
Rufus Jones ... Nelson (voice)
Lucy Montgomery ... Destiny (voice)
Ruth Bratt ... Yvonne (voice)

Katy Brand ... Kali (voice)

Paul Kaye ... Vince (voice)

Tony Way ... Gary

Kevin Eldon ... Photographer

Eamonn Holmes ... Himself
Rakesh Jhalli ... Terrorist
Simon Lipson ... Additional Voices (voice)

Ewen MacIntosh ... Paramedic

Season 2


Season 2, Episode 1: Marion and the Force-Field

7 November 2011
With Gary too depressed to walk her after she has scared off his girlfriend Destiny finds herself in a celebrity dog walking group where she learns just how to make footballer John Terry's pet love her. Nelson is visited by his old school-friend,terminally ill beagle Rory and fulfils Rory's request for a mercy killing. This makes him a hero in the eyes of a secret society of foxes out to kill the dogs responsible for the Great Sussex Hunt Massacre but he is too soft-hearted to do them in and hides them in the pub garden. Fortunately for him they do the job for him when they believe they are under attack.
Rufus Jones ... Nelson (voice)

Katy Brand ... Kali (voice)
Dan Tetsell ... Marion (voice)
Lucy Montgomery ... Destiny (voice)

Paul Kaye ... Vince (voice)
Ruth Bratt ... Kate Thornton's Dog (voice)

Tony Way ... Gary
Donna Harle ... Tara

Susy Kane ... Willis Bund
Felix Dexter ... Additional Voices

Season 2, Episode 2: Kali and the Rickshaw Inferno

7 November 2011
Destiny is on heat,attracting a whole pack of slavering dogs who leave Tony for dead and pursue her back to the pub, where she and the other animals are besieged. To pass the time they make use of the karaoke machine,Nelson hoping - in vain - that he can use it to woo Destiny. Marion is shocked by Vince's foul mouth and sets out to kill him but is prevented when Vince explains that he has Tourette's and can moderate his language when singing show tunes - which comes in handy for calling the dogs off. Kali feels responsible for a man's death and is mistaken for his reincarnation when she attends his funeral.
Lucy Montgomery ... Destiny (voice)
Rufus Jones ... Nelson (voice)

Katy Brand ... Kali (voice)
Dan Tetsell ... Marion (voice)

Paul Kaye ... Vince (voice)

Richard O'Brien ... Zombie Dog (voice)

Tony Way ... Gary
Lukas Jack Bernays ... Rickshaw Child (as Lukas Bernays)

Kerry Howard ... Rickshaw Mother

Ewen MacIntosh ... Paramedic

Tom Knight ... Vicar
Ainsley Harriott ... Himself

Russell Tovey ... Himself
Ruth Bratt ... Additional Voices (voice)
Felix Dexter ... Additional Voices (voice)

Walles Hamonde ... Gavin

Season 2, Episode 3: Destiny and the V.E.T.S

14 November 2011
Kali's perch is usurped by immigrant pigeon Ochi fleeing Mugabe,who catches up with him to return Kali's rightful place. Destiny decides to camp out in the garden to prevent Gary taking her to the vet,thus allowing Marion to vie with her as a house pet,though inevitably her dirty tricks campaign prevails. Nelson,meanwhile,falls for older fox Eileen who turns out to be Vince's mother. Though Vince gives his blessing Nelson's shock proposal causes Eileen 's demise and Nelson finds himself in a race against time to prevent Zoe Ball from wearing his late beloved as a stole to the Elle awards.
Rufus Jones ... Nelson (voice)
Dan Tetsell ... Marion (voice)
Lucy Montgomery ... Destiny (voice)

Katy Brand ... Kali (voice)

Paul Kaye ... Vince (voice)
Felix Dexter ... Ochi (voice)
Ruth Bratt ... Eileen (voice)

Tony Way ... Gary
Steven Burge ... Builder

David Sant ... Vet
Zoë Ball ... Herself (as Zoe Ball)

Danny Dyer ... Himself

Season 2, Episode 4: Nelson and the C***'s Speech

21 November 2011
Vince is marrying his beloved Penny and all the mongrels have been asked to the reception,where Kali hesitates before eating the main course - her cousin - and Destiny has to pay a homeless dog to pose as her beau. Nelson is charged - on pain of death - to make a best man speech which puts Vince in a good light but nobody can recall an anecdote about him with one redeeming feature,so Nelson tells it like it is,evoking a surprisingly self-critical reaction from the groom.

Paul Kaye ... Vince (voice)
Rufus Jones ... Nelson (voice)
Ruth Bratt ... Penny (voice)
Dan Tetsell ... Marion (voice)

Katy Brand ... Kali (voice)
Lucy Montgomery ... Destiny (voice)

Tony Way ... Gary

Tom Knight ... Vicar
Felix Dexter ... Additional Voices

Season 2, Episode 5: Marion and the Myocardial Infarction

5 December 2011
Nelson meets Robert,a chimp who once earned a living as a Bubbles impersonator but,after Michael Jackson's demise and the popularity of bland music is unemployed. Nelson gets him an audition with Scott Mills but has reckoned without Robert's unfortunate habit of playing with himself when stressed. Destiny befriends a camp,wise-cracking chihuahua whom she persuades to become gay whilst Marion gets himself lots of owners but has a narrow escape from one who is a taxidermist and Kali joins a group of other pigeons,all of whom want sex with her before she can quit the group.
Rufus Jones ... Nelson (voice)

Katy Brand ... Kali (voice)
Dan Tetsell ... Marion (voice)
Lucy Montgomery ... Destiny (voice)

Paul Kaye ... Vince (voice)

Tony Way ... Gary
Gordon Peters ... Barry
Oriane Messina ... Jennifer

Rich Fulcher ... Producer
Javier Marzan ... Miner
David Armand ... Steve
Amy Yamazaki ... Gemma
Scott Mills ... Himself
Natasha Hamilton ... Herself
Ruth Bratt ... Additional Voices (voice)
Felix Dexter ... Additional Voices

James Doherty ... Monkey (voice)
Santi Scinelli ... Walk-on / Cuban Miner

Season 2, Episode 6: Kali and the Psychological Warfare

12 December 2011
Whilst Kali indulges in her new hobby of outstaring celebrities Destiny marries a very old dog with dementia so that she can have his Oinky Pig toy when he dies only to find the will contested by his daughter. Marion discovers his long lost son Leslie whom Nelson hopes to use in an effort to bring lovelorn ginger Neil closer together with the object of his affection Denise. However there is a problem - Denise is spoken for and Neil is deranged so that the eternal triangle ends very messily and Leslie returns to his mother,who is most displeased with Marion.
Fiaz Ali ... Tramp
Natalie Jayne Batten ... Denise

Katy Brand ... Kali
Ruth Bratt ... Leslie
Vanessa Feltz ... Herself
Rufus Jones ... Nelson

Paul Kaye ... Vince
Lucy Montgomery ... Destiny
Billy Seymour ... Neil
Dan Tetsell ... Marion
Anthea Turner ... Herself

Tony Way ... Gary
Jordan Young ... Denise's boyfriend

Season 2, Episode 7: Nelson and the AMAZING Nuts

28 November 2011
Pursuing the rat who stole his Bombay Mix Maion gets stuck in a tyre and becomes a reluctant YouTube sensation though his attempts to remedy this with his skill as a classical pianist fall flat. Destiny is alarmed when a tortoise shows her the graves of Gary's previous dogs but Nelson fears he will be homeless when Gary plans to concrete over his lair for a smoking area. Learning that if he has an endangered species as a house-mate the plan can be thwarted leads him to try and interest red squirrel Mary in co-habitation but she is a non-starter and ultimately Gary's meanness in being unable to afford the work saves Nelson's home.
Dan Tetsell ... Marion (voice)
Rufus Jones ... Nelson (voice)

Katy Brand ... Kali (voice)
Lucy Montgomery ... Destiny (voice)

Paul Kaye ... Vince (voice)
Ruth Bratt ... Mary (voice)

Tony Way ... Gary
Ayesha Antoine ... Co-Worker
Xander Russell ... Boy
Jordan Long ... Builder Steve
Christian Jessen ... Himself (as Dr Christian Jessen)

Chizzy Akudolu ... Office Worker
Ginny Dee ... Featured Police Officer

Season 2, Episode 8: Vince and the Helpful Horse

19 December 2011
On New Year's Day,after dreaming of playing badminton with Lembit Opik, Nelson tries to recall the events of the night before. He slowly recalls how Destiny brought home Nita,her identical twin,who fell for the fox whilst Marion married a Siamese lady-boy and Kali threatened suicide. Vince stole a kebab and killed the pursuing police horse,whom Nelson had to cut up and serve as meat. Sniffer dog McSorley threatened to arrest Nelson but Nita came to the rescue. After such a hectic evening Nelson decides that next year he will stay in.

Season 2, Episode 9: Miquita and the Obligatory Clips Show

19 December 2011
Presenter Miquita Oliver goes behind the scenes at the Mongrels set,interviewing each of the leading actors in turn as well as featuring the lavish song numbers from the series. We also learn interesting facts,such as the unsuccessful marketing of an all-swearing cuddly Vince toy and the number of languages into which the show has been translated,including ancient Latin. Plus the inevitable deleted footage and extracts from the American remake.

Katy Brand ... Kali
Ruth Bratt ... Mary
Felix Dexter ... Additional Voices (voice)

James Doherty ... Dale

Danny Dyer ... Himself
Donna Harle ... Tara
Rufus Jones ... Nelson

Paul Kaye ... Vince
Clive Mason ... Brian

Will Mellor ... Himself
Lucy Montgomery ... Destiny
Miquita Oliver ... Herself

Reece Pockney ... Boy with Toy Vince
Paul Ross ... Himself

David Sant ... Vet
Dan Tetsell ... Marion
Thom Tuck ... Jockey

Tony Way ... Gary
Richard Webb ... Additional Voices (voice) (as Richie Webb)

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