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Soldiers of Fortune (2012)

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Wealthy thrill-seekers pay huge premiums to have themselves inserted into military adventures, only this time things don't go exactly to plan.

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Grimaud Tourneur
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Tommy Sin
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Carter Mason
Oksana Korostyshevskaya ...
Cecelia
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Charles Herbert Vanderbeer
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Ernesto
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Capt. Mike Reed
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Samuel Haussman
Gennadi Vengerov ...
Colonel Lupo
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Magda Lupo
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The Pitchman
Martina Jagodkina ...
Helen
Romuald Makarenko ...
Grimaud's Client
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Wealthy thrill-seekers pay huge premiums to have themselves inserted into military adventures, only this time things don't go exactly to plan.

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To stop the worst, you have to send in the best. See more »

Genres:

Action | Thriller

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for violence and language | See all certifications »

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Release Date:

19 July 2012 (Russia)  »

Also Known As:

Kohtalon soturit  »

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Box Office

Budget:

$8,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$24,978 (USA) (3 August 2012)

Gross:

$38,842 (USA) (10 August 2012)
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2.35 : 1
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Trivia

Christian Slater's birthday is August 18th, the same as the character he plays in this film, Craig McCenzie. See more »

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On US military uniforms, the flag patch is usually worn backwards on the right sleeve. In the movie, the flag is displayed in the wrong orientation. See more »

Quotes

[first lines]
Craig McCenzie: [talking by radio while surveilling] Okay, Miss Mike, you're in.
[long pause]
Craig McCenzie: Watch your ass.
Reed: [sneaking into a stronghold, disguised wearing a burka] Definitely Taliban presence here. Not a lot, but they're here. Over.
Craig McCenzie: If you see Bin Laden, you can give him a big New York kiss. Then chop his nuts off. You can wear them as earrings.
Reed: Roger that.
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Soundtracks

I Don't Love You
Written by Jameson Burt
Performed by Jameson
Under License from Boil or Freeze Publishing (ASCAP) & ZMPG Publishing (ASCAP)
Courtesy of Zoomania Music
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An instant guilty pleasure.
16 July 2012 | by (England) – See all my reviews

This is by the definition a bad, bad movie. Almost nothing works, the villains are cardboard cutouts, the story is virtually non-existent and the special effects often fail. However i still enjoyed the hell out of this movie. The rag-tag team of money-loaded idiots was surprisingly likable, and i genuinely did not want any of them to get hurt.

Christian Slater is at his best, compared to some of his other roles his performance here is practically Oscar worthy. Sean Bean can give weight to anything he's given, and it shows. While his character was so obviously badly written, his performance camouflaged that as a mystery element which made him honestly the most interesting one of the bunch. Rest of the main cast deserves my props as well for being likable and making their underdeveloped characters as interesting as possible. Most of the jokes are hit and miss, but some were pure gold, that made me and my mates laugh out loud for the first time in a long while.

All in all from technical point of view this movie deserves a 2/10, but from the entertainment point of view it's a solid 9/10. And to me all movies are made for entertainment. If you have a few mates with you - grab some beer and watch this movie. Excellent way to spend an evening!

P.S. If you like old, goofy Schwarzenegger movies - this one is for you. It's absurdity is only matched by how friggin' enjoyable it is!


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