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Nicolas Winding Refn
Christian Slater's birthday is August 18th, the same as the character he plays in this film, Craig McCenzie. See more »
During the opening credits a satellite zooms in on the region between Pakistan, Afghanistan, and Iran. Rugged mountainous terrain is revealed, but there is actually only desert in that area. See more »
[talking by radio while surveilling]
Okay, Miss Mike, you're in.
Watch your ass.
[sneaking into a stronghold, disguised wearing a burka]
Definitely Taliban presence here. Not a lot, but they're here. Over.
If you see Bin Laden, you can give him a big New York kiss. Then chop his nuts off. You can wear them as earrings.
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Yes, I Am Stalking You
Written by Dante White-Aliano
Performed by Dante vs Zombies
Under License from Zoomania Music Publishing Group (BMI)
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This movie was horrible. Sean Bean is a good actor and there was some others in the movie that made my wife and I decide to give it a shot. It was REALLY bad. If the overall quality of the opening sequence wasn't enough to set the tone, the subsequent scene of Christian Slater playing cards should do the trick.
My only question is: surely actors have to know during the filming that this is a really, really poor movie, right? How could you not.
I'd be more comprehensive but this movie doesn't deserve any more of my time to be spent on it. Stay away. It's not even so bad that it's funny....it's worse than that.
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