Ready Player One (2018)
Lena Waithe: Aech, Helen
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Quotes
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Aech : [Discussing Parzival's upcoming date with Art3mis] Z, you gotta be more careful about who you meet out on the OASIS.
Parzival : Aech, Art3mis gets me. She'll get my outfit, there's just this connection. I mean, sometimes, we even...
Aech : Finish each other's sentences.
Parzival : Yeah!
Aech : We have that, me and you.
Parzival : Yeah, I know. But that's because we're best friends, dude.
[Puts hand up for a high-five]
Aech : She could be a dude too, dude.
Parzival : Nah, come on.
Aech : I'm serious. She could actually be a 300 pound dude who lives in his momma's basement in suburban Detroit. And her name is Chuck.
[Puts hand on Parzival's shoulder]
Aech : Think about that.
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Parzival : How'd you get here before me?
Aech : Well, I didn't make a pit stop at the hair salon.
[slaps his hand to him]
Aech : What up, Z?
Parzival : What's up, Aech?
Aech : Saved you a spot.
Parzival : Thanks, bro.
Parzival : [saw a beeping fuel running low] I gotta go to the back.
Aech : Ugh. So you can skim coins from crashed cars? That's just SAD, man!
Parzival : Fuel's low.
Aech : Oh, but you still had enough to pay for that Something About Mary hairdo.
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Aech : Yo, Z, is Art3mis pissed at me?
Parzival : Dude, I'm pissed at you! You've never seen The Shining, have you?
Aech : [complaining] YOU KNOW I HATE SCARY MOVIES!
Sho : We got the key!
[tosses the key to him]
Parzival : Sweet! To room 237!
Aech : We ain't got no business goin' to room 237! WE SHOULD STAY OUT! Plus, there was this crazy, naked zombie lady in there.
Parzival : There are no zombies The Shining!
Art3mis : Well, maybe it's not supposed to be LIKE the movie. Kira is the key. You're the one who said it.
Aech : Hey, y'all. I saw a picture of Kira!
Art3mis : Huh?
[they got knocked out]
Art3mis : [straining] Where?
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Parzival : Aech, are you seeing this?
[turns right towards her]
Aech : Yeah, I see it. That's Kaneda's bike from Akira.
[holds up the scope and looks down]
Aech : It's a licensed skin over a standard frame.
Parzival : [panicking] No, not the bike! Forget the bike! The girl, I think it's Art3mis!
Aech : The Art3mis? The Sixer Fixer?
Parzival : I've seen all her walk-throughs, her Twitch streams.
[smiles]
Parzival : It's her. It's definitely her.
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Daito : Look.
[flicks up the camera]
Daito : Ticking Clock.
Art3mis : Okay, so I'm estimating about... five minutes to find the key.
Parzival : Yeah, there are so many keys The Shining, though. Where do we start?
Aech : [puts his hand to his shoulder to come here] I've never seen The Shining. Is it really scary?
Sho : Uh, I had to watch it through my fingers.
Parzival : Okay, so we got the key from room 237, the keys to the Snowcat, or the keys they give Jack at the beginning of the movie.
Art3mis : [when Aech was depressed he looks and saw a tennis ball walks on the floor] Well, if it's "the leap not taken, maybe the key isn't a key at all.
Sho : [the tennis ball was still rolling] I know where the Snowcat keys are!
Parzival : I say we split up. We get all the keys and then we meet back at the Torrances' apartment.
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Aech : Yo, Z, is Art3mis pissed at me?
Parzival : Dude, I'm pissed at you! You've never seen The Shining, have you?
Aech : [complaining] YOU KNOW I HATE SCARY MOVIES!
Daito : We got the key!
[tosses the key to him]
Parzival : Sweet! To room 237!
Aech : We ain't got no business goin' to room 237! WE SHOULD STAY OUT! Plus, there was this crazy, naked zombie lady in there.
Parzival : There are no zombies The Shining!
Art3mis : Well, maybe it's not supposed to be LIKE the movie. Kira is the key. You're the one who said it.
Aech : Hey, y'all. I saw a picture of Kira!
Art3mis : Huh?
[they got knocked out]
Art3mis : [straining] Where?
