Moss: I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk.
Roy: [On the phone] Listen, Alistair, I just wanted to say, I'm not a window cleaner. No, no, I work in IT. Yeah, yeah, with computers and all that. Macs? No, I just really work with Windows. Hello?
Prime: First rule of Street Countdown. Is that you really must try and tell as many people as possible about it. It's a rather fun game and the more people you tell about it the better.
Prime: [about Moss] Eighteen letters. I've never seen so many. He is The One.
Rachel Riley: [to Moss] Someone reminded me earlier, you haven't actually yet got a word less than eight letters long. It's quite extraordinary.
Prime: [to Roy] Countdown groupies are the most sexually voracious of all groupies, and the most beautiful.
Moss: [why they don't answer the door at home] This is London, Jen. It's not someone with cake. Unless that cake is made of dog poo and knives!
Prime: [to Moss] A fan of tiny biscuits. You are full of surprises.
Jeff Stelling - Countdown Host: [to Moss] You really do look like you're on you way to winning that Countdown Teapot... no offence Jeremy.