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"The IT Crowd" Italian for Beginners (TV Episode 2010) Poster

(TV Series)

(2010)

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Moss: You're going close encounters crazy, Roy!

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Moss: These toys may smell of wee come the morn.

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Jen Barber: It's not that much of a lie, Moss. Because I have always wanted to speaks Italian... and I can sound like I'm speaking Italian, so it's... more or less the same thing.

Moss: Yeah, except to Italian. Or people who can understand Italian.

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Roy Trenneman: Her parent died in a fire.

Jen Barber: Oh, God. I'm sorry, that's horrible.

Roy Trenneman: Yeah, yeah, it was a fire... At Sea Parks.

Moss: [after a pause] Sea Parks?

Roy Trenneman: Yeah.

Jen Barber: With the...

Roy Trenneman: With the whales and everything, yeah...

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Moss: A *fire*?

Roy Trenneman: That's right. At the sea lion show, apparently.

Jen Barber: Aren't those shows usually out in the open?

Roy Trenneman: Well, yeah, I mean that's what I would've... Yeah.

Jen Barber: Lots of water everywhere.

Roy Trenneman: Yeah, I mean, I would imagine a whale need a lot of water. I don't think you can have whale in a place where there isn't a huge amount of water.

Jen Barber: It just seem like a weird place to go on fire.

Roy Trenneman: It's a *very* weird place to go on fire.

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Roy Trenneman: A fire at a Sea Parks. It's wrecked in my head. I mean, if she has said that her parent are drowned, I'd be the happiest man in the world. But, a fire?... At a Sea Parks?

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Moss: It's a Sea Parks, isn't it? You're building a Sea Parks out of mashed potatoes.

Moss: There are twelve exits, Moss. Twelve exits! For only 200 people.

Moss: You don't close encounters crazy, Roy. You need to let it go.

Roy Trenneman: To have killed anyone the fire has to start, here, here, and here. And close in like this. But, how is it spreaded? There is no wood in a Sea Parks arena. And why there is no wood? Because it rots. And why does it rots? Because of all the water...

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Roy Trenneman: [to himself, while checking web pages about sea parks] Twelve exits. There are twelve exits!

Julia: What are you doing?

Roy Trenneman: [hastily closing a laptop] ... What?

Julia: What are you doing on the computer?

Roy Trenneman: [after a pause] ... Masturbating.

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Roy Trenneman: [with changed voice, playing with a sea park model] Oh, I'm so excited about the sea lion show. Ladies and gentleman, please welcome... Luigi... Joe... and, Slippery Pete. Oh, no. What's all these smoke?

Roy Trenneman: [with normal voice] What smoke? Oh, yeah, smoke...

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