When Chris shirks his daily responsibilities to play golf with his boss, Dan and Elise find themselves reluctant accomplices in an elaborate revenge plot against the sport in an effort to release Chris from its clutches.
After getting his car destroyed (yet again), this time by a real, living dinosaur created in a secret government experiment, Dan enlists Chris and a television reptile expert to help him have his revenge.
Humiliated on television by a slimy Hollywood reality TV producer, Dan attempts to ruin the popular genre for good and still make off with the coveted grand prize - a trip to Adult Astronaut Sleepaway Camp!
When a new megamart moves into his neighborhood, fueling a consumer buying frenzy, threatening to close down some of his favorite local haunts, and sending Chris into a dangerous downward spiral of spending, Dan is determined to destroy the grocery goliath.
A petty fight over ownership rights of a mutually beloved piece of film memorabilia turns into a fight to the death when Dan and Chris go head-to-head in a battle that might just spell the end of their friendship forever.