Birdemic 2: The Resurrection (2013)
Tony: I wish Susan could've been here to see this bird skeleton, but she got a disease from that fish that Rod cooked.
Tony: Hey Dr. Jones, do you have any birds I can play with?
Dr. Jones: Well, the birds that I have are... way too large and dangerous for you to play with.
Tony: So how about a smaller one?
Dr. Jones: Well I tell you what, I'll send you some lovebirds.
Tony: Sweet, I can't wait to play with them.
Rod: I don't know much about the movie business, but I know how to read and I like your story.
Will: We should've brought Jessica with us
Rod: No she's dead. She was bitten by that zombie. We would've brought her, she would've affected all of us!
Bill: Yeah Will, He's right.
Will: Excuse me Miss, but you remind me of someone I used to know. Do you mind telling me who you are?
Tony: I wish Susan could've been here to see this bird skeleton. But she got a disease from that fish that Rod cooked.
Bill: Hey, we should go into that zoo. There maybe people in there?
Rod: Wait, wait, wait... the last time we we took detours we went into that cemetery, and you remember what happened? We were attacked by those zombies. I'm not going through that again!
Tree Hugger: Trees are cut down to make toilet paper. In fact we haven't used toilet paper in many years
Nathalie: You know, it's been a while since you went down on me.