[to hairdresser, in the middle of hair & makeup
God, can you... you're like a pussy, grab the root, work it! Do it like Oribe does it, really get in there, would you grab my roots? Would you please be aggressive, are you scared of my hair? Everybody's like, fucking coming down on me, I've got all these queens on my ass, will you fucking do my hair, you asshole?
[to makeup artist
Are you using waterproof mascara? I'm gonna be sweating like a pig tonight. You'd think they could get some fans, ...