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| Imran Khan | ... |
Jay Dhingra
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Simran
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Sammir Dattani | ... |
Raj Dholakia
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Samir Soni | ... |
Veer Kapoor
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Kavin Dave | ... |
Kunal
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Bruna Abdullah | ... | |
| Adam Aseem Tiwari | ... |
Nikhil
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Aamir Ali Malik | ... |
Rajiv
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Pooja Ghai | ... |
Priya
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Ketki Dave | ... |
Simran's mom
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| Anju Mahendru | ... |
Mrs. Dhingra
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| Shireesh Sharma | ... |
Simran's dad
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Khushboo Shroff | ... |
Nidhi
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Rohit D'Souza | ... |
Peter
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Avantika Malik Khan | ... |
Special Appearance
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Born from a Gujarati mother and a Punjabi father, Mumbai-based Bollywood Art Director, Simran, is in love with her childhood sweetheart, Raj Dholakia, who is also her mother's choice. Then her employer, Veer Kapoor, assigns a slacker-Casanova, Jay Dhingra, to work as her subordinate. Jay turns on his charm - albeit in vain - and almost gets fired. Both eventually patch-up and get engrossed in the making of a movie 'Pyar Pyar Pyar'. During the filming, Simran admits that she has fallen in love with him, and even breaks up with Raj, but Jay rejects her. Heartbroken, she returns to Raj - who welcomes her back, and they are all set to wed. It is then Jay realizes that he may be in love, and wants to meet and apologize to her. Written by rAjOo (gunwanti@hotmail.com)
It's been several months since we've seen anything frothy and fun from Dharma Productions and Karan Johar. Karan attempted achieving cinematic maturity with his "Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna" and "My Name is Khan", but, frankly, his earlier "K" movies were a lot more fun: "Kuch Kuch Hota Hai" and "Kabhie Khushi Kabhi Gham", mainly because they had Shah Rukh and Kajol in unadulterated romantic mode. Over the past couple of years, Karan Johar has shrewdly mentored new, younger talent, and produced a number of maiden efforts for debutant directors: the charmingly silly "Dostana", the pitch-perfect "Wake Up Sid!" ("Wake Up Sid!" and "Luck By Chance" are the BEST debuts in recent Hindi film history), and the slick "Kurban".
Similarly, "I Hate Luv Storys" boasts a freshly minted director, Punit Malhotra, nephew of Manish Malhotra, the designer who has kept Hindi film heroines in sequins and chiffons for over a decade. The new film put me off with its gimmicky misspelled title, but I enjoyed watching Sonam Kapoor in "Delhi-6" and Imran Khan in "Jaane Tu ya Jaane Na", so I trooped off to catch it on opening day in North America.
For a film whose protagonist claims to be anti-romantic clichés as defined in Hindi masala films, it certainly takes a lot of artistic license with reality of the kind that you and I experience most of the time. Simran, the leading lady, is a movie art director who works for the most successful director of formulaic Hindi blockbuster love stories, while mono-lettered J (for Jayant Dhingra but that's not hip)the self-styled "cool dude" herois an Assistant Director, with aspirations of directing "real" cinema real soon but marking time with this job.
In a twist I've never seen in my film work, the director of the film within the film dispatches his A.D. to work as props buyer for the art director. Hmmm: usually, it's folks with the demonstrated skills and most appropriate experience or sensibilities that are assigned such jobs. Very rarelyif everdoes one come across such inter-departmental transfers. But I'm quibbling: if this didn't happen, just how would Simran and J get to spend much time with each other, given that they are chalk and cheese and their initial meetings are anything but felicitous? His best attempts at irony are construed by her as abrasiveness: how cute is that! Simran and J spend the rest of the movie making sporadic stabs at playing Art Director and A.D/Props Buyer, whenever they are not surreptitiously sneaking longing looks at each other, which is pretty much ALL the time.
Of course, Simran is the ultimate "girly" girl and has a perfect fiancé (a drip, actuallythroughout the movie he wears shirts that match his girlfriend's clothes) named Raj. If you miss the reference to the 90s hit "Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge", don't worry. Punit Malhotra and his writers will clobber you over the head with the filmi references till you beg for mercy or whimper "Bachao!". The film within the film appears to be a pastiche of all the films from the Yashraj and Dharma Productions oeuvre in recent memory. Lines, songs, and entire scenes are lifted, parodied, and cannibalized to emphasize how unoriginal and creatively lazy Hindi films are capable of being, and are, most of the time.
There is some deliciously nonsensical business like the prima donna director demanding exactly four drops (no more, no less) of rain falling on his leading lady's dewy cheek. Too-cool-for-school A.D. J rolls his eyes andto the director's delightsquirts exactly four drops out of a squeeze bottle. The goofy swaggering oversexed hero of the film within the film has all the stereotypical traits of movie leading men, but surprisingly ends up giving J a sound bit of advice. What's lovely is that both of them are tipsy, and we're never sure if the guy has unexpected depth or it was merely the alcohol talking.
The shifts between poking derisive fun at Hindi formula films and then ferociously tugging at the heart strings using those same filmi tropes aren't smooth. So one never knows if we're meant to scorn Hindi films for their cliché-ridden story lines, or sympathetically swoon with our young lovers once close proximity and raging hormones do their job. I got the feeling we weren't meant to question the jarring shifts in tone, but just go along for the ride: this is still a Hindi film, yaar, despite its hip pretensions to being otherwise.
Sonam Kapoor has an endearing coltish elegance, is long and lithe, wears clothes well, and the camera never tires of caressing her. Likewise, Imran Khan is leading man-lean and has melting cocker spaniel eyes. In the face of such adorability, it would be totally Scrooge-like to find fault with the movie. The film is slick with the lush production values we've come to expect and demand of Yashraj/Dharma Productions fare. The music is decent, and the locations (New Zealand for the songs this time around) are gorgeous. So, ardent lovers of Hindi masala films, you won't be denied your fix!