Vixen Highway 2006: It Came from Uranus! (2010) User Reviews

It's Like Citizen Kane Only Shot On a Phone By A Hobo Who Edited And Added Effects Using Basic Final Cut With His Bum!

[gameofpeter · 1/10 · 22 July 2015]

It's pretty sad that literally anything can get listed on IMDb now I mean just look up a clip of this on Vimeo (which by the way is the only place this "movie" exists) and check it out, it is literally worse quality than you get with videos shot with a modern phone. Sound garbage. Video garbage.

Acting garbage.

It should be funny that something this bad actually exists and actresses are willing to waste their time doing this for an amateur nobody I assume for free, but it actually makes me angry. He even pretends it's spun off from Vixen Highway which isn't true. John Ervin should sue this pretender! Assuming he had any money which he obviously doesn't based on the five cent production value of this home movie.

Again he claims the budget is $35,000 just like he did for his fake "Tv series" where his cat licks another cat for two and half minutes while he makes licking noises called "The Adventures of Sophia the Cat".

This guy is totally fake!

P.S. Uranus jokes in this day and age? Really? Jokes written by a grade three kid.

What This Movie Proves-- And Its Only Point

[psolala · 1/10 · 8 September 2018]

This movie proves that anything that is taped can be listed on IMDB. Seriously this is a video made by a guy in his basement with no actors, out of focus and very dark unwatchable video, and sound so bad it must be taped with whatever old camera (or maybe it is an older phone) and you can't make out anything they are saying. Also instead of editing it is just a mess of very long pointless shots (again you can't see or hear what the hell is going on) and it lasts MORE THAN THREE HOURS!

YES MORE THAN THREE HOURS and not one minute of it is even near the ballpark of being watchable.

THE ONLY REASON for this video to exist is to torture people with it by seeing how long they can possibly make it before they give up. We skipped through most of it just trying to get to anything watchable so that we could write a review of it on an indie horror site and even though we were doing it as part of our job and skipped most of it we only made it to the one hour mark then randomly skipped through the rest in big chunks just to kind of sort of say we watched it.

In the end we were very kind and did not review it (also we did not want to give any attention to this as it does not qualify as a movie in my opinion). If we prevented even one person from watching this online I am a happy guy.

But since you're here you already know this movie exists so hopefully this review can help you too. Don't bother trying to watch this unless you hate yourself very much. Seriously it is an UNWATCHABLE VIDEO A GUY MADE IN HIS BASEMENT.