Vixen Highway 2006: It Came from Uranus!(2010) is an updated homage to 60's and 70's exploitation pictures & a re-imaging, re-regurgitation and semi-sequel to John Ervin's original 'Vixen ...
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Vixen Highway 2006: It Came from Uranus!(2010) is an updated homage to 60's and 70's exploitation pictures & a re-imaging, re-regurgitation and semi-sequel to John Ervin's original 'Vixen Highway'; by Canadian schlock-meister: Tony 'Tex' Watt (Frankenpimp). This motion picture is a Faustian-tale, which takes place in Minnesota where the ailing, egotistical and sexually perverted rock-star Bobby Barzell (who sold his soul for wealth and rock and roll stardom) awaits a liver transplant from a psychotic fugitive of the law; as a vengeful, demonic alien tries to collect a past debt. This multi-genre feature is chock-full of Blood, Breasts, Bullets and Beasts ... an interstate, interplanetary menagerie of bad-assery! Written by
It's Like Citizen Kane Only Shot On a Phone By A Hobo Who Edited And Added Effects Using Basic Final Cut With His Bum!
It's pretty sad that literally anything can get listed on IMDb now I mean just look up a clip of this on Vimeo (which by the way is the only place this "movie" exists) and check it out, it is literally worse quality than you get with videos shot with a modern phone. Sound garbage. Video garbage.
It should be funny that something this bad actually exists and actresses are willing to waste their time doing this for an amateur nobody I assume for free, but it actually makes me angry. He even pretends it's spun off from Vixen Highway which isn't true. John Ervin should sue this pretender! Assuming he had any money which he obviously doesn't based on the five cent production value of this home movie.
Again he claims the budget is $35,000 just like he did for his fake "Tv series" where his cat licks another cat for two and half minutes while he makes licking noises called "The Adventures of Sophia the Cat".
This guy is totally fake!
P.S. Uranus jokes in this day and age? Really? Jokes written by a grade three kid.
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