Vampires Suck (2010)

A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom.

Directors:

Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer

Writers:

Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer

Stars:

Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Diedrich Bader

6 nominations.

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Jenn Proske	...	Becca Crane
Matt Lanter	...	Edward Sullen
Diedrich Bader	...	Frank Crane
Chris Riggi	...	Jacob White
Ken Jeong	...	Daro
Anneliese van der Pol	...	Jennifer
David DeLuise	...	Fisherman Sculley
Kelsey Ford	...	Iris
Dave Foley	...	Principal Smith
Jeff Witzke	...	Dr. Carlton
Crista Flanagan	...	Eden
Nick Eversman	...	Jeremiah
Zane Holtz	...	Alex
Stephanie Fischer	...	Rosalyn
Michael Hanson	...	Rick

Storyline

Frank Crane, sheriff of Washington's Spork town, welcomes back his daughter Becca. However obvious the signs, she takes forever to recognize its Halloween-like decoration hardly masks the omnipresence of bizarrely clumsy vampires and werewolves, even in the case of her devoted youth friend Jacob White, whose canine traits extend from a tail to the irresistible urge to chase cats. She falls in love with sickly pale Edward Sullen, member of the depressed, bloodthirsty adopted family of Dr. Carlton.

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Plot Keywords:

friend | cat | teenager | love | sheriff | 

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Taglines:

From the guys who couldn't sit through another vampire movie!

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Genres:

Comedy

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for crude sexual content, comic violence, language and teen partying

Details

Official Sites:

Official Facebook Official MySpace

Country:

USA

Language:

English German

Release Date:

18 August 2010 (USA)

Also Known As:

L.A. Art Show

Filming Locations:

Bossier City, Louisiana, USA

Box Office

Budget:

$20,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$12,202,831 (USA) (20 August 2010)

Gross:

$36,658,108 (USA) (5 November 2010)

Company Credits

Production Co:

Regency Enterprises, Road Rebel

Technical Specs

Runtime:

82 min

Sound Mix:

Dolby DTS Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Did You Know?

Trivia

Buffy The Vampire Slayer makes a cameo in one scene. The cover of the October 1, 1999 issue of Entertainment Weekly featured Sarah Michelle Gellar, as Buffy, wearing a sleeveless blouse with "Vampires Suck" written all over it.

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Goofs

When Alice is climbing out of the hole, someone throws a cell phone in her face. The hand of the person throwing the phone appears briefly on the right side of the screen.

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Quotes

[Narrating]
[Becca and her Dad are driving into Sporks, they drive past a welcome sign to the town]
Becca Crane: So, I came here to the town of Sporks, Washington. Population: 3120.
[a screaming woman comes running in front of the sign being chased by a vampire, the vampire grabs and bites her neck spraying blood everywhere]
Becca Crane: Holy shit! Uh, make that 3119!

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Connections

References The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011)

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Soundtracks

Brahms Lullaby
Written by Johannes Brahms
Performed by Oh Joey

User Reviews

It had a few one liners that made me chuckle, but that was it

This film is about a girl who moves into a village that is rampant with vampires. She falls in love with a vampire but she got dumped before the prom.

Seriously, what is the point of making "Vampire Sucks"? It's like remaking two films into one, but in a really bad way. The supposed spoofs are not even spoofs, but are just re-enactment of scenes from "Twilight" and "New Moon". The story is an amalgamation of the two films, but it is fragmented and incoherent. Most of the so called jokes are silly and simply ridiculous. There were a few one liners that made me chuckle, but most of the jokes were not funny.

Whatever you do, just don't pay to watch this.