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Vampires Suck (2010)

PG-13 | | Comedy | 18 August 2010 (USA)
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A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom.
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Frank Crane, sheriff of Washington's Spork town, welcomes back his daughter Becca. However obvious the signs, she takes forever to recognize its Halloween-like decoration hardly masks the omnipresence of bizarrely clumsy vampires and werewolves, even in the case of her devoted youth friend Jacob White, whose canine traits extend from a tail to the irresistible urge to chase cats. She falls in love with sickly pale Edward Sullen, member of the depressed, bloodthirsty adopted family of Dr. Carlton. Written by KGF Vissers

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From the guys who couldn't sit through another vampire movie! See more »

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Rated PG-13 for crude sexual content, comic violence, language and teen partying | See all certifications »

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$20,000,000 (estimated)

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$12,202,831 (USA) (20 August 2010)

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$36,658,108 (USA) (5 November 2010)
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A few of the bikini-clad extras during the graduation ceremony scene are members of the Texas Bikini Team. See more »

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Derric meets Becca in the school corridor and opens his backpack, it doesn't close completely when he puts it on his back. In the next scene, the backpack is closed. See more »

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Edward Sullen: [as his family is trying to kill Becca] Every time I bring a girl over, you try to eat her! It's not fair!
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Spoofs Dear John (2010) See more »

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Written by Chris Miller
Performed by Tony Lyndsay
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Has potential, but fell through
17 August 2010 | by (Foresthill, United States) – See all my reviews

Vampires Suck! is the latest film from those who brought you the Scary Movie series. That being said, I already had fairly low expectations. If you absolutely despise Twilight, like I do, you will probably find this laughable, like I did. In the movie by itself, there were a few jokes that gave chuckles, but very few. Now as a spoof of Twilight, this did quite well. I have had the painful memories of having to actually watch those "films," and of the events that happen in the first two, Vampires Suck went over nearly all of them and exposed the ridiculousness of them. This is really the only redeeming factor that Vampires Suck! has. All in all, give it a try if you hate Twilight, otherwise, stay far away. Don't even rent it.


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