[Mary Ann and Connie are at a disco]
Connie Bradshaw: The trick is to look bored with it all.
Mary Ann Singleton: That shouldn't be hard. I thought if we were going out, we'd go to Chinatown for some dim sum or...
Connie Bradshaw: Hon, if you wanna get laid, I wouldn't make Chinatown your first stop.
Mary Ann Singleton: I didn't say anything about getting laid.
Connie Bradshaw: You don't have to for Christ's sake. Look, if you can't deal with your sexuality, you're gonna get screwed for good in this town.
Mary Ann Singleton: [sarcastic] Oh, I like that. You make it sound like a country-western song.
Connie Bradshaw: Come on, and try not looking like Tricia Nixon reviewing the troops.