Tubby slobbish John Self, director of television commercials, goes to New York to direct his first feature,'Money', about an amoral,drug-pushing family,with hearty,money-obsessed producer Fielding Goodney. Ageing sex symbol and screen legend Lorne Guyland is on board. A mystery man phones John each night,seeming to know everything about him and detailing his faults. Back in London he has sweaty sex with girl-friend Selina, gets billed by his father for everything he ever gave him from childhood upwards and discusses his screenplay with puzzled writer Doris Arthur. After Selina briefly leaves him he returns to New York to iron out problems with Lorne and secures middle-aged glamour girl Caduta Massi for the film,though she refuses to do nude scenes with body-proud Lorne, whom she hates. The mystery caller persists and John makes a drunken fool of himself with married old flame Martina,failing to account for a whole evening when he was apparently beaten up. Young actor Spunk Davis joins... Written by
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Did You Know?
When Self Senior presents John with the invoices for his life, the one with Christmas presents amounts to 563.14.
This is made up of 480+25.30+174, which comes to 679.30. See more
Written and Performed by Matthew Strachan
aka Klaus Harmony
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