Psych (TV Series)

Ferry Tale (2010)

James Roday Rodriguez: Shawn Spencer

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• Shawn Spencer : [to Gus]  Hey, if I'm gonna die you better be right behind me or I will haunt your kitchen cabinets til the day you die!

• Craig : Hey, look man, I owe you an apology for the way I treated you back there. I just assumed y'all was just a couple of punk-ass friends from grade school that liked to get theyself in different situations and then riff on things at other people's expense, you know?

  Shawn Spencer : Pish, no.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Pish, no.

  Shawn Spencer : Couldn't be further from the truth.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : That's the wrong truth.

• Henry Spencer : Shawn, the worst thing you can do in these situations is take matters into your own hands.

  Shawn Spencer : Got it. We're gonna have to take matters into our own hands.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Are you sure that's what your dad said?

  Shawn Spencer : Gus, don't be the one game at Chuck E. Cheese that isn't broken. By the time the cops arrive, these prisoners will be half-way from here to the Pacific Ocean.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Half-way from here to the Pacific Ocean IS the Pacific Ocean.

• Shawn Spencer : Can you imagine lugging around all that dough? You have any idea how much a million in cash must weigh?

  [pauses] 

  Shawn Spencer : Seriously, do you?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : It's not that much, Shawn. It's like a hundred "a hundred" stacks. It probably weighs as much as a pumpkin.

  Shawn Spencer : Agree to disagree.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Then why did you ask?

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : Hey, man, what are you doin' here?

  Craig : I had to come in to give my statement to Detective Lassiter.

  Shawn Spencer : That explains the long face.

  [pauses] 

  Shawn Spencer : I know dealing with Lassie can be very unpleasant, like crawling over broken glass or any kind of surgery.

  Craig : No that's not really it. The warden called.

  [pause] 

  Craig : He fired me.

  Shawn Spencer : What? Why?

  Craig : Two dangerous convicts escaped on my watch.

  Shawn Spencer : Come on, I'm sure a snafu like that's happened at the prison before.

  Craig : First time.

  Shawn Spencer : Ooh. In that case...

• Shawn Spencer : [to Lassiter]  Tell my dad I kinda took matters into my own hands.

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : Shawn, this is Dan Carter and his brother Carl.

  D.C. : Hola, Shawn. You can call me D.C.

  C.C. : And me C.C.

  Shawn Spencer : No, ho. Ha, ha. Well, that's cute. In order to reduce carbon emissions you guys ask people not to use your first names.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Shawn! You have to forgive my friend Shawn. He's not very environmentally conscious.

  D.C. : It's OK, Gus. Everyone is entitled to their opinion.

  Shawn Spencer : Before you go black Al Gore on me, you should know that your seasickness patch fell off.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Ok, first of all, black Al Gore was your Halloween costume, not mine, and secondly, my seasick patch is right here...

  Shawn Spencer : Here we go. Let's get you to a bathroom.

• Henry Spencer : This is Henry Spencer.

  Shawn Spencer : Dad, listen up and listen carefully. Gus and I are on a ferry for some ridiculous environmental cleanup.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Do not editorialize, Shawn.

• Shawn Spencer : Why don't you let the women and children and men go?

  Sanders : Why don't you shut up?

  Shawn Spencer : All right.

• Shawn Spencer : All right. What happened?

  Craig : I-I don't know. Shoot! One minute, I'm checking the stalls after they finished. Next thing I know, got a knot on my head, waking up in this-this closet.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Dude, where's your gun?

  Craig : Oh, they probably turned it in for some books at the local community center. Where you think it's at, man?

• Craig : Did you see Friday?

  Shawn Spencer : Are you kidding me?

  [Imitating Chris Tucker] 

  Shawn Spencer : Mama!

  [slapping hand] 

  Shawn Spencer : Mamaaa! Man, you just got knocked the...

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Wow, really Shawn?

• Craig : All right, listen. You gotta come at these guys hard if you want them to respect you, okay? No silliness. No random movie references.

  Shawn Spencer : This is just like Collateral! Except I'm Jamie Foxx and you're Tom Cruise. You're Cruise!

  Craig : You finished? You sure?

  Shawn Spencer : Oh yeah, man.