Nostalgia Critic: If you took a combination of NyQuil and Vicadin, and watched Happy Feet for an hour, this is probably what you'd see.
Nostalgia Critic: It's weird, it's sloppy... I have 20 minutes to waste, so let's take a look.
Drake: Hope you can swim.
Nostalgia Critic: Well, he IS a penguin.
Nostalgia Critic: Is it weird to say that during this song, all I'm thinking about is why penguins have hands?
Nostalgia Critic: Dude, that was a pretty harsh death. I mean, just because you don't show blood doesn't mean it's not gruesome. In fact, let's put some blood in that scene and see how it looks... yeah, disturbing.
Nostalgia Critic: From the brilliant mind who brought you "Marry The Mole".
Nostalgia Critic: Please! no more! I'm done! I'm done with these fucking songs! There's like a bajillion of them in this movie! Can't you just say things? Can you just speak for one minute?
Nostalgia Critic: God. Don't people talk anymore? You could buy a pack of Skittles and it would result in a musical number.
Nostalgia Critic: So Rocco can fly now, breaking the laws of nature and gravity because... he ate a fairy, I don't know.
Nostalgia Critic: So Hubie and Marina get together, they fly into the sunset and they all wear Santa hats because... I guess this was a Christmas film.