Skipper: Kowalski, can you open this door?
Kowalski: A simple pin tumbler lock. Now you're just lobbing slowballs. Why don't you just ask me if I can build a self-replicating nanobot? Because I can. Obviously.
Private: They've captured Roger!
Kowalski: He's off to the greybar hotel.
Private: They're putting him in a hotel? That sounds nice. Maybe they'll give him a nice room, with a mint on his pillow.
Skipper: [Pats Private on the head] We're canceling Roger's reservation.
Skipper: Kowalski, wheelman. Rico, gas. Private, music.
Private: Smooth jazz or adult contemporary?
Skipper: Let's... classic rock this chase!
Skipper: Do a complete sweep of the perimeter. If you see anything funny, take it seriously.
Skipper: You heard him, he plans to drop one on the commisioner before the ribbon is cut. The clock... is... ticking!
Private: So, were the dramatic pauses really necessary?
Skipper: [Dramatic pause] Yes.