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Skipper: Do a complete sweep of the perimeter. If you see anything funny, take it seriously.

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Skipper: Kowalski, can you open this door?

Kowalski: A simple pin tumbler lock. Now you're just lobbing slowballs. Why don't you just ask me if I can build a self-replicating nanobot? Because I can. Obviously.

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Private: They've captured Roger!

Kowalski: He's off to the greybar hotel.

Private: They're putting him in a hotel? That sounds nice. Maybe they'll give him a nice room, with a mint on his pillow.

Skipper: [Pats Private on the head] We're canceling Roger's reservation.

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Skipper: Kowalski, wheelman. Rico, gas. Private, music.

Private: Smooth jazz or adult contemporary?

Skipper: Let's... classic rock this chase!

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Skipper: You heard him, he plans to drop one on the commisioner before the ribbon is cut. The clock... is... ticking!

Private: So, were the dramatic pauses really necessary?

Skipper: [Dramatic pause] Yes.

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Private: Now that's what I call poo-etic justice. You see what I did there? I played with a word.

Skipper: Yes, Private, we're all amused by your toilet humor. Very classy.

Private: Oh, sorry, Skipper. Poo. Tee-hee!

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