Breaking Wind (2012)

Director:

Craig Moss

Writer:

Craig Moss

Release Date:

13 January 2012 (Italy)

Genre:

Comedy

Tagline:

Love Stinks!

Plot:

A comedic spoof based on the worldwide phenomenon, The Twilight Saga. |

Plot Keywords:

Spoof | Vampire | Two Word Title | Werewolf | Woods

Cast

Heather Ann Davis	...	Bella
Eric Callero	...	Edward
Frank Pacheco	...	Jacob
Michael Adam Hamilton	...	Ronald (as Michael Hamilton)
Alice Rietveld	...	Alice
Peter Gilroy	...	Jasper
John Stevenson	...	Carlisle
Rebecca Ann Johnson	...	Esme
Taylor M. Graham	...	Emmet
Ivan Quijano	...	Quiel
Dillon Garcia	...	Embry (as Dilon Garcia)
Richard Villa	...	Paul
Martin Ruskov	...	Seth
Jessica Kinsella	...	Jessica Stanley
Flip Schultz	...	Charlie
Olivia Moss	...	Jane
Makenzie Moss	...	Natasha
Max Spitz	...	Felix
Taylor Nagore	...	Demetri
Heidi Kramer	...	Laverne
Alissa Kramer	...	Shirley
Ashley Martin	...	Ashley the Noob
Austin Michael Scott	...	Austin The Noob (as Austin Scott)
Jeff Howard	...	Jeff The Noob (as Jeff Howard)
Jody Quigley	...	Jody The Noob
Ryan Slater	...	Noob #1
Damien Bray	...	Noob #2
Keenen Bray	...	Noob #3 (as Keenan Bray)
Christine Chadwick	...	Noob #4
Candace Hollinger	...	Noob #5
Mario Perez	...	Noob #6
Kelsey Collins	...	Victoria
Danny Trejo	...	Billy Black
Alex Farnham	...	Jack Sparrow / Madhatter
Eric Tiede	...	Willy Wonka / Edward Scissorhands
Pancho Moler	...	Little Edward
Nic Novicki	...	Little Jasper
Adrienne Ellis	...	Grandma
Charles Anteby	...	Harry Levin
Nathan Peterson	...	Handsome Blonde Dude
Jessica Garvey	...	Blonde Chick with Attitude
Abigail Wake	...	Neytiri (as Abby Wake)
Frank Merritt	...	85 Year Old Man
Jay Boyer	...	Sleazy Charlie
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Alex Jovica	...	Noob (uncredited)
Jesse Pruett	...	Jesse The Noob (uncredited)

Directed by
Craig Moss

Writing credits (in alphabetical order)
Craig Moss

Produced by
Barry Brooker	....	executive producer
Alex Cohen	....	executive producer
Bob Freedman	....	executive producer
Bernie Gewissler	....	producer
Stephen Kramer Glickman	....	associate producer
Amy Jarvela	....	line producer
Amy Jarvela	....	producer
Craig Moss	....	producer
Jason Pinardo	....	executive producer
Guy Quigley	....	executive producer
Ben Ross	....	executive producer
Scott Schuster	....	executive producer
Jonathan B. Schwartz	....	executive producer
Kelly Slattery	....	co-executive producer
Stan Wertlieb	....	executive producer

Original Music by
Todd Haberman

Cinematography by
Rudy Harbon

Film Editing by
Austin Michael Scott

Casting by
Michael McCaskey

Production Design by
Russell M. Jaeger

Art Direction by
Carl Hoagland

Costume Design by
Ariyela Wald-Cohain

Makeup Department
Myriam Arougheti	....	makeup department head
Caitlin Martini	....	key makeup artist
Sara Seward	....	makeup artist

Production Management
William Clark Coit III	....	unit production manager

Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
Kat Hess	....	second assistant director
Paul Holman	....	second second assistant director

Art Department
Jonathan Buchanan	....	property master
Naoko Inada	....	assistant property master
Evie Vieira	....	art assistant
Brooke Hansohn	....	assistant property master (uncredited)

Sound Department
Ian Blackman	....	sound effects editor
Tom Boykin	....	sound re-recording mixer
Dhyana Carlton-Tims	....	supervising dialogue and adr editor
Ryan Gegenheimer	....	sound effects editor
Matt Hovland	....	adr mixer
John Sanacore	....	foley mixer
John Sheridan	....	boom operator
Dan Snow	....	sound supervisor
Kevin Sorensen	....	prod sound mixer (as Kevin K. Sorensen)

Visual Effects by
Aaron McLane	....	visual effects
Ryan Wilmott	....	visual effects

Stunts
Damien Bray	....	stunts
Damien Bray	....	utility stunts
Keenen Bray	....	stunt performer
Keenen Bray	....	stunts
Christine Chadwick	....	stunt performer
Candace Hollinger	....	stunt performer
Mikal Kartvedt	....	stunt coordinator
Mario Perez	....	stunt performer
Heidi Germaine Schnappauf	....	stunt double: Heather Ann Davis
Ryan Sturz	....	stunts
Kahi Taufaasau	....	stunt performer

Camera and Electrical Department
Graham Bremner	....	gaffer
Alex Brunelle	....	second assistant camera: main unit
Cj Colace	....	electrician
Scott Coleman	....	b camera / steadicam operator
Jenny Denton	....	key grip
Kate Johnson	....	grip
Jeffrey Peters	....	electrician
Daniel Pineros	....	set photographer
Ryan Wilmott	....	digital imaging technician
Brandon Wilson	....	best boy electrician

Casting Department
Carmen Betancourt	....	extras casting
James P. Driscoll	....	extras casting
Stephen Kramer Glickman	....	casting associate

Costume and Wardrobe Department
Alison Levine	....	assistant costume designer
Meredith Montano	....	set costumer

Music Department
Nick Delaplane	....	composer: additional music
Phil McGowan	....	scoring mixer

Transportation Department
Brad Holtzman	....	driver
Bryan Lachance	....	transportation captain

Other crew
Amy Arter	....	script supervisor
Benjamin Scott Baker	....	set nurse
William Clark Coit III	....	location manager
Meredith Corrado	....	assistant: Amy Jarvela
Trevor Daniel	....	production assistant
Mike Gamms	....	production assistant (as Mike Gammariello)
Rene Hilterbrandt	....	production assistant
Brad Holtzman	....	assistant locations manager
Kimberley Roper	....	script supervisor
Mary Shellogg	....	additional script supervisor
Victor Siegel	....	key set production assistant
Claudio Tepper	....	set medic

Production Companies

• Primary PIctures

Distributors

• Grindstone Entertainment Group (2011) (USA) (all media)
• Shaw Organisation (2012) (Singapore) (theatrical)
• Lions Gate Films (2011) (USA) (all media)
• Midget Entertainment (2012) (Denmark) (all media)
• Splendid Film (2012) (Germany) (DVD)
• Universal Sony Pictures Home Entertainment (2012) (Australia) (DVD)

Other Companies

• Anarchy Post  audio post production

Also Known As:

MPAA:

Rated R for pervasive strong crude and sexual content, and language

Runtime:

82 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Certification:

USA:R | Philippines:R-13 | Singapore:M18 | UK:15 | Australia:MA15+ | Germany:16

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

Company:

Primary PIctures

Movie Connections:

Featured in "Bad Movie Beatdown: Breaking Wind (#5.7)" (2013)

Worse than Twilight itself...

OK, so I just made an account to do you a favor & let you know, that this movie, absolutely, SUCKS BIGTIME! It is actually worse than any part of twilight, it is not funny, it is not sexy, it is just lame & disgusting.

To begin with, it isn't just a parody of Breaking Dawn, it is a parody of various chosen scenes of Twilight 1-4. And the irony is that it covers the least content from Breaking Dawn. But that doesn't really matter, because nothing could save this crap of a movie. Most of it's "funny" scenes are about farting or large penis/vagina jokes. Clothed sex scenes. And lame cameraman-knock-on-the-actors-face scenes. There was just one or two funny scenes that made me laugh, but they weren't worth the rest of the crap.

Don't waste your time with this, watch literally anything else.