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| Michael Adam Hamilton | ... |
Ronald
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| Peter Gilroy | ... | ||
| John Stevenson | ... |
Carlisle
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| Rebecca Ann Johnson | ... |
Esme
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Taylor M. Graham | ... |
Emmet
(as Taylor Graham)
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Ivan Quijano | ... |
Quiel
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Dillon Garcia | ... |
Embry
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Martin Ruskov | ... | |
| Jessica Kinsella | ... | ||
| Flip Schultz | ... | ||
A comedic spoof based on the worldwide phenomenon, The Twilight Saga.
Breaking Wind...(sigh) Knowing that this movie is supposedly a spoof of the Twilight Saga, I thought that this COULD have been a decent comedy, like Vampires Suck. Now don't get me wrong, Vampires Suck was a horrible movie, but if you just have fun with it, Vampires Suck will have a few chuckles with you.
But Breaking Wind is just bland and unfunny. I kept saying to myself, "Don't be serious, it's a comedy", but not even Danny Trejo saved this piece of crap.
If you think that I'm being to harsh for a spoof movie, think again. There are literally fart jokes every 5 goddamn minutes. Who the hell in their right mind would think fart jokes are funny? The writers must have been retarded.
But their is a silver lining though. And that's Jacob, or more specifically, Fat Jacob. I don't know why but I just found him funny. It must be because he's fat. Hmmm.
Overall, a very crappy movie. Why the producers would think to finance this movie is beyond me. Didn't they even bother to read the script? And why the hell are the Johnny Depp characters in this? Ran out of ideas, probably.