Merlin (TV Series)

The Tears of Uther Pendragon (2010)

Colin Morgan: Merlin

Quotes 

• Merlin : Ow.

  Arthur : Is there something wrong with you?

  Merlin : I've been on a horse all day.

  Arthur : Is your little bottom sore?

  Merlin : Yes. It's not as fat as yours.

  Arthur : [laughs]  You know, you've got a lot of nerve, for a wimp.

  Merlin : I may be a wimp, but at least I'm not a... dollop-head.

  Arthur : There's no such word.

  Merlin : It's idiomatic.

  Arthur : It's what?

  Merlin : You need to be more in touch with the people.

  Arthur : Describe "dollop-head."

  Merlin : In two words?

  Arthur : Yeah.

  Merlin : Uh... Prince Arthur.

• [Merlin has just saved Arthur's life by using magic, but all Arthur can see is him lying flat out on the ground] 

  Arthur : We're not playing hide-and-seek, Merlin!

  Merlin : [mumbles]  Dollop-head.