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A weak con man panics when he learns he's going to prison for fraud. He hires a mysterious martial arts guru who helps transform him into a martial arts expert who can fight off inmates who want to hurt or love him.
It starts with the most dreadful "acting" I have seen in along time, and this goes for every single character in the movie. It's like they asked random people right off the street if they'd like to be in a movie.
The story is harebrained and stupid. Not a single line of the dialog is even remotely funny, every second of it is so embarrassing, you feel ashamed for watching it.
It's playing with the lowest of clichés possible and failing even at that.
I admit, I walked out after 20 minutes of pain but I am absolutely sure it did not get any better after that.
Oh, and did I already mention how bad the acting is?
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