Sophie Devereaux: [about Ashley] I'm glad she finally got closure.
Parker: [holding a beer bottle] Who?
Sophie Devereaux: Ashley.
[Parker crushes her beer bottle]
Sophie Devereaux: You need to talk to him.
Sophie Devereaux: *Hardison.*
[Parker crushes her beer bottle more]
Sophie Devereaux: What you're feeling is called jealousy, Parker.
Parker: [laughs and snorts] I'm not jealous.
Parker: [about the Ashley/Hardison companionship] It's just that when I see them together, I... don't like it.
Sophie Devereaux: You need to tell him how you feel.
Parker: I have to tell you something.
Alec Hardison: Okay. Do you wanna talk now?
Parker: Yeah, okay. So the thing is, I think that maybe I might be having feelings. Like weird, weird feelings for... *pretzels.*
Alec Hardison: [sees the bowl of pretzels between them] Pretzels? Okay. Well, they're right here... when you want them.
Henchman: [Hardison catches a young woman running from the henchmen] FBI, sir. That young lady is in our custody.
Alec Hardison: [laughing] Oh, see you made two mistakes bro. First, you flashed that fake-ass FBI badge at me. Second, you spilled his coffee.
[cut to Eliot covered in coffee and looking pissed, he runs at the henchmen and kicks the crap out of them]