- Evan R. Lawson: HankMed is officially back. I just signed two new super-sized clients. *Super-sized*. With dad's help, by the way.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: [skeptically] Dad's help?
- Evan R. Lawson: Whales, Hank. Like, whales. Big whales. Bigger than whales. What's bigger than a whale?
- Divya Katdare: Nothing.
- Evan R. Lawson: Whale it is. Closed them on a golf course, no less.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: Ah. That explains the "Caddyshack" getup.
- Evan R. Lawson: Hey, the louder the clothes, the deeper the pockets.
- [Miss Newberg's daughter returns home, not from cooking school in France but from San Francisco with a yoga instructor boyfriend]
- Ms. Newberg: I thought she was going to come home a confectioner. Instead, she's doing downward-facing dog in my living room with a man who wears athletic shorts for a living.
- [HankMed mugs, with Hank's face on the outside and Evan's face on the inside bottom, and bobble-head dolls of Dr. Hank arrive]
- Hank Lawson: Why are we spending money we don't have on merchandise nobody needs?
- Evan R. Lawson: Where's Eddie R.?
- Hank Lawson: Who knows?
- Evan R. Lawson: He just... He took off?
- Hank Lawson: Don't worry. I'm sure he'll call in twenty years.
- Blake: If a man isn't a lawyer, a doctor or a banker, then he isn't worth considering.
- Ms. Newberg: And since I married all three, TwoTwo would know.