16 Wishes (2010 TV Movie)
Patricia Isaac: Snooty Saleswoman
Quotes
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Snooty Saleswoman : I'm sorry. This is a store, not a playground.
Jay Kepler : Exactly.
Abby Jensen : I like this one.
Snooty Saleswoman : I'm sure you do. Why don't you kids come back with your parents.
Abby Jensen : We're not kids, I'm 16.
Snooty Saleswoman : Oh, congratulations. Now give me the dress.
Abby Jensen : No, we're buying it. Jay, show her your money.
[Jay grabs the wallet when all of the sudden, his pockets were empty]
Jay Kepler : My wallet!
Snooty Saleswoman : You out!
Abby Jensen : But, no no, you can't.
Snooty Saleswoman : Watch me.
[gives cue to Jay to get him to leave the store. He leaves]
Abby Jensen : But we're customers!
Snooty Saleswoman : No, you're children! Get that dress off now!
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Abby Jensen : Excuse me, where's my friend?
Snooty Saleswoman : Oh, there was a boy in here. But he left with the girl in the cutest little yellow car.
Abby Jensen : Wait, he left with Krista?
Snooty Saleswoman : It appears so. Turn around
[Abby turns around]
Snooty Saleswoman : Oh, that outfit is all wrong. It's far too young for you.
Abby Jensen : It's suddenly really tight.
Snooty Saleswoman : Let's get you into something a little more age appropriate. Let's try these.
Abby Jensen : Oh, but I don't have any money.
Snooty Saleswoman : Oh, we'll just put it in your charge account.
Abby Jensen : I have a charge account.
Snooty Saleswoman : Is everything alright, miss Jensen?
Abby Jensen : Oh, yeah. Everything's just fine.
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Krista Cook : [while buying a pair of sunglasses] I'll take these.
[looks back at Abby and Jay]
Krista Cook : I really feel for you.
[pays the saleswoman]
Krista Cook : Wasting your time on kids like that.
Snooty Saleswoman : A customer's a customer.
Krista Cook : Oh, trust me. They won't be buying anything.
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Abby Jensen : [flashback mode] When I'm 16, people will stop treating me like a kid.
Snooty Saleswoman : Let's get you into something more age appropriate.
Miss Duffy : You're the new substitute teacher.
Jay Kepler : Stop it. I'm not your best friend. I'm a sophomore, you're a... woman.
Bob Jensen : No, you're 21.
Sue Jensen : 22 today. Happy birthday, sweetheart.