Standby (I) (2014)

John Lynn: Cian

Quotes 

• Cian : [Alan has just rejected a woman for being unfamiliar with Lonnie Donegan]  You know, somewhere the ghost of Lonnie Donegan is wondering why you have a dick and he doesn't.

  Jimi : Yeah, we're not doing gigs like this for the money, man.

  Paul : Your girlfriends know that?

• Cian : Here's the bottom line: no girl wants a basket of your dirty underwear on the first date. And if they do, it's only because their knickers are even scuzzier than yours and you do not want to go down that spiral my friend.

• Jimi : Look, we're your mates. We're going to support any decision you make here.

  Cian : But if you don't dick this girl, you're letting us all down.

  Jimi : And for the record, I disagree with using 'dick' as a verb, but I think the sentiment is about right.