The Simpsons (TV Series)

Judge Me Tender (2010)

Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Carl Carlson, Disco Stu, Dr. Nick, Drederick Tatum, Friendly Old Golfer, Wise Guy, Sports Bar Guy 1

Quotes 

• Moe Szyslak : Hey, clown! We've heard your stand-up, now how about some shut-up?

  Krusty the Clown : Everyone's a comedian!

  Moe Szyslak : Everyone except you!

• Simon Cowell : So, how do you like L.A.?

  Moe Szyslak : It's a helluva city. It's like someone stepped on New York and scraped it on the beach.

  Simon Cowell : Clever. Slightly nasty. Very impressive.

• Moe Szyslak : They love me for my bile, and I've got a spleen full.