Pee-wee Herman talking to me about crack is absolutely *hilarious*. If it was Paul Reubens, the actor who *played* Pee-wee, telling me about crack, *maybe* that could work. But when Pee-wee Herman, not Paul Reubens, says "This is crack," I die a little inside. I die of laughter, and I know I look very together and collected right now, but when I first saw this, I had to go through hours and *hours* of laughter to get to this point. I mean, that's hours of oxygen probably taken off the end of my...