I wish for... a spray can!
A FUCKING SPRAY CAN? That's the best you can come up with? Where is the imagination in this kid? I thought he was, like, the last great dreamer or something and all he can think of is a fucking spray can? The fantasies in Sidekicks were more impressive than this! In fact, he should just wish for Chuck Norris.
[the famous "A-Chuck A-Noriiiiiiiissssss plays
Yeah, they could turn everybody into Ninjas, having a rocking battle, everything would be awesome. It'd ...