The Critic reviews the Short Circuit movies, which he admits he likes despite their eighties cheese.
Did You Know?
[on the TV holding a ventriloquist dummy
Hischer is a ventriloquist dummy. He isn't alive. I'm alive. I'm a human being like you. Hischer is made of papier-mâché and wood, and except for pretend, Hischer doesn't have feelings. I have feelings.
Wow, Mr. Rogers is an asshole.
References Super Mario Bros.