The Critic looks at the cinematic manifestation of Michael Jackson's ego, and finds it all stupid...except for the awesome Smooth Criminal music video.
Did You Know?
When the Critic imitates the bad guys, he says [talking to Michael] "we want to destroy you before you make Captain Eo!" Captain EO came out in 1986, 2 years prior to Moonwalker. See more
It's like they're at an orgy but they forgot the sex.
References The Sound of Music