Nostalgia Critic: I haven't seen this many wizards and fairies since last year's Gay Pride parade.
Nostalgia Critic: Man I am looking forward to hundred and hundreds of pages to see how this turn...
[peeks at the end]
Nostalgia Critic: He lives. Thirty dollars wasted. I'm going to Hooters.
Nostalgia Critic: They actually have a Potter's Butter Beer. Because nothing celebrates the release of a childrens' book like getting plastered off your ass.
Nostalgia Critic: We're all gathered here to celebrate the release of the new Harry Potter book: Harry Potter and the Dorky Hallows... er, Deathly Hallows.
Nostalgia Critic: Literally thousands of children, parents and very lonely adults have come out here to see what J.K. Rowling has farted up this time.
Nostalgia Critic: There's a rumor going around that you are the son of Mary Poppins and Where's Waldo. What do you say to that?