Nostalgic disappointment abound when the The Nostalgia Critic reviews the VHS of "Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue", a crossover of epic (and educational) proportions. From Simon from "Alvin and the Chipmunks" discussing marijuana, to cheesy songs about saying no to drugs, to a speech by H.W. Bush himself, The Critic attempts to survive this byproduct of his drug-riddled childhood. will he? Written by
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You know what the irony is? I think that most of these cartoon characters were on drugs long before this special ever came out. I mean, look at'em: Garfield is always hungry, Pooh is happy as hell, Daffy is hyped up on speed, and Michaelangelo... well, listen to him.
Your brain must be, like, really messed up.
I even think our beloved president smoked a doobie before he came out. I mean, look at him. He's looking at Barbara's head like it's a giant cheeseburger.