The Critic reviews the Double Dragon movie, which makes a lot less sense than the plot of the game.
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So the film starts off with this bullshit:
Thousands of years ago, an evil army of shadow warriors terrorized the great city of Chang-San. The good king sacrificed himself to create a mystical madallion. The king split it in half. This is the legend of the Double Dragon.
No, this is the plot to Surf Ninjas.
References Surf Ninjas