The Critic reviews yet another Nintendo cash-in, the animated series about a boy who meets a bunch of characters who barely resemble the games they're based on.
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[about Princess Lana
Like a lot of these shows, I got to ask again: Why the hell isn't she a queen? I mean, I know younger girls associate princesses with youth and beauty, but come on! If there's no one else there to rule, you're a goddamn queen! But just like a lot of other shows I've reviewed, they get to keep their cute little title because the king is still technically alive, but just not around.
[the Critic creates a Random Plot Generator
[talking like Lana
I'm still a princess because my...