Jay's plan to relax in Hawaii are thwarted. Phil tries to make the vacation special for Claire, but this results in the kids being unsupervised. Mitchell and Cameron debate on what to see.
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When Phil gets stuck on a hammock on top of Jay, Phil tells him that what Jay is feeling is his wallet that he puts in his front pocket. However you can see what looks like a wallet in his back pocket. See more
[At Jay's birthday dinner
Well, look who finally decided to join us. Where is your sister?
She's in our bathroom; throwing up.
What! What's the matter with her?
I know you're not going to find this as funny as I do; but she's drunk.
References Rocky III
Modern Family Main Theme
Written by Gabriel Mann See more