- [Fry sneezes, launching his tissue walrus on a slice of the pizza they are eating]
- Yancy Fry Jr.: Ew!
- Yancy Fry, Sr.: I've had worse. When I was shot down over Korea I had to eat Kimchi. He was our interpreter.
- Yancy Fry, Sr.: You still haven't thanked me for pulling you out of the lake, soldier.
- Philip J. Fry: I could have flip-flopped out.
- Yancy Fry, Sr.: I know that. I know I give you the business sometimes, but if I'm hard on you it's only because I want you to grow up strong and resilient. Someday, you may face adversities so preposterous, I can't even conceive of them. But I know you'll pull through and make me proud. I love you, son. Now, bundle up. I don't want you getting frozen.
- Mr. Panucci: [Back in 1988] Hey, Barack! Pizza goin' out. Come on!
- Barack Obama: Man, I've got to go back to law school.
- Philip J. Fry: Pffft! I'm not gonna wind up a loser like that guy.
- Philip J. Fry: Help! I'm drowning!
- [gurgles]
- Yancy Fry, Sr.: Don't worry, son. You'll freeze before you drown.
- [first lines]
- Yancy Fry, Sr.: Double time, soldier. I want this ice fishing operation up and running by 0800 hours.
- Philip J. Fry: [shivers] It's too cold, Dad. My teen region is freezing off.
- Yancy Fry, Sr.: [blows raspberry] You don't know what cold is. I once survived an entire week trapped in a Swiss glacier eating nothing but frozen Neanderthal. To this day, I can't stand the taste of early hominid.
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: [Farnsworth is about to vaccinate Wernstrom] This may hurt a little.
- Dr. Ogden Wernstrom: [Farnsworth stabs Wernstrom in the arm with a fork] Ow!
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Now I'll give you the shot.