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"Futurama" Möbius Dick (TV Episode 2011) Poster

(TV Series)

(2011)

Quotes

Amy Wong: You've gone from crazy like a fox to crazy like Fox News.

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[first lines]

Turanga Leela: Where's the professor?

Bender: Eh, probably dead. Already dissolving in a bathtub if we're lucky.

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[last lines]

Candy: [seductively] So, Johnny, are we going to pick up where we left off?

Dr. Zoidberg: [combs hair back] Aaaaaye.

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Hermes Conrad: Zoidberg was popular?

Amy Wong: Zoidberg had hair?

Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: I never said he had hair! If you chose to imagine him that way, that's your business!

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Turanga Leela: Whatever happened, that first crew left in a hurry. The table is still set for McDonald's value meal.

Dr. Zoidberg: I remember! I remember! This is what traumatized me! Such a meal to go to waste!

[devours entire meal]

Dr. Zoidberg: And with that - burp! - I have closure.

[Zoidberg's head crest rises up]

Amy Wong: Hey, Zoidberg, you're cockatieling.

Dr. Zoidberg: Oh, no! Something's happening! What's happening?

[a space whale surfaces and flies by, as everyone gasps]

Dr. Zoidberg: Oh, right. And also there was this giant killer space whale.

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Turanga Leela: All right, which one of you sea dogs has the guts and know-how to harpoon a whale?

Amy Wong: I spent a semester in Africa harpooning giraffes, and giraffes are basically land space whales.

Turanga Leela: Ms. Wong, you have the 'poon.

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Amy Wong: Oh, God! I'm having a Serengeti flashback! Die, you dirty giraffe!

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Amy Wong: Well, I got it. Now what, captain?

Turanga Leela: You know, I'm not sure. I always assumed whales died when you harpooned them.

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Turanga Leela: [after they enter the Bermuda Tetrahedron] See? It was no big thing.

[the ship is shaken by an impact]

Hermes Conrad: What was that big thing?

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Turanga Leela: Need I remind you, Hermes, that in space, the captain's word is law? I could marry you and Bender against your will if I wanted to.

Hermes Conrad: [Gasps] You wouldn't dare!

Bender: I've been married to worse.

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Turanga Leela: Fear not the space behemoth. In my dreams, I have peered beyond it's eye and seen the cackling hell within us all.

Philip J. Fry: Okay... that's a good point.

Bender: Fry's right! Let's kill the captain and order some strippers!

[disguises voice]

Bender: Yeah, what he said! It's a mutiny led by Fry!

Turanga Leela: That's enough insubordination, Mister Fry!

Bender: String him up!

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Turanga Leela: You're all weak. I see that now. So I'll have to be my own crew. You've gone mad, captain! That's enough out of me!

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Turanga Leela: Where are we?

Hermes Conrad: Inside the belly of the beast.

Philip J. Fry: Like that Bible guy who got swallowed by a whale... Pinocchio!

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Philip J. Fry: Leela, I'm no doctor, but I'm afraid you be exhibitin' symptoms of illin.

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Hermes Conrad: Zoidberg had friends?

Dr. Zoidberg: It was a different time.

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Turanga Leela: There's nothing personal about this. That thing screwed up my delivery. This time, it's business.

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Turanga Leela: Why? Why? And also how, and what?

Captain Lando Tucker: The great fish has chosen you for a higher purpose.

Turanga Leela: It's a great mammal! See, it has whiskers, and I saw it lactating earlier.

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Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: They haven't aged a day! The whale must have some sort of Mobius colon that endlessly recycles time and space.

Scruffy: Yup, that stands up to scrutiny.

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Turanga Leela: You leave me no choice! Fry and Zoidberg, by the power invested in me as captain, I now pronounce you husband and...

[Fry and Hermes tackle Leela]

Dr. Zoidberg: Aw, so close.

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Dr. Zoidberg: Oh, no! My deal is doing the thing!

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[as the ship is being pulled into the fourth dimesion]

Hermes Conrad: I can see sideways in time! Emit ni syawedis ees nac I!

Amy Wong: Gee, I see CGI! IGC ees I eeg!

Philip J. Fry: Heh heh! Poop! Poop! Heh heh!

Bender: Aw, yeah!

[sees a conga line of Benders]

Bender: Bender, Bender, Bender! Bender, Bender, Bender! Bender, Bender, Bender!

[as they emerge out of the fourth dimension, the other Benders collapse back into the original]

Bender: Aw, that was the greatest endless bunch of mes I ever met.

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Turanga Leela: I suppose you're wondering why I'm covered in whale guts.

Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: I admit to a polite interest.

Turanga Leela: You see, first I was consumed with obsession of the whale, then I was consumed by the whale.

Dr. Zoidberg: It's clever, but that doesn't explain anything.

Turanga Leela: Shut up, Zoidberg. But under that dark obsession lay a deeper obsession, which enabled me to take control of the whale and bend it to my will

[echoing]

Turanga Leela: An obsession with finishing my delivery!

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