Amy Wong: You've gone from crazy like a fox to crazy like Fox News.
Turanga Leela: Where's the professor?
Bender: Eh, probably dead. Already dissolving in a bathtub if we're lucky.
Candy: [seductively] So, Johnny, are we going to pick up where we left off?
Dr. Zoidberg: [combs hair back] Aaaaaye.
Hermes Conrad: Zoidberg was popular?
Amy Wong: Zoidberg had hair?
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: I never said he had hair! If you chose to imagine him that way, that's your business!
Turanga Leela: Whatever happened, that first crew left in a hurry. The table is still set for McDonald's value meal.
Dr. Zoidberg: I remember! I remember! This is what traumatized me! Such a meal to go to waste!
[devours entire meal]
Dr. Zoidberg: And with that - burp! - I have closure.
[Zoidberg's head crest rises up]
Amy Wong: Hey, Zoidberg, you're cockatieling.
Dr. Zoidberg: Oh, no! Something's happening! What's happening?
[a space whale surfaces and flies by, as everyone gasps]
Dr. Zoidberg: Oh, right. And also there was this giant killer space whale.
Turanga Leela: All right, which one of you sea dogs has the guts and know-how to harpoon a whale?
Amy Wong: I spent a semester in Africa harpooning giraffes, and giraffes are basically land space whales.
Turanga Leela: Ms. Wong, you have the 'poon.
Amy Wong: Oh, God! I'm having a Serengeti flashback! Die, you dirty giraffe!
Amy Wong: Well, I got it. Now what, captain?
Turanga Leela: You know, I'm not sure. I always assumed whales died when you harpooned them.
Turanga Leela: [after they enter the Bermuda Tetrahedron] See? It was no big thing.
[the ship is shaken by an impact]
Hermes Conrad: What was that big thing?
Turanga Leela: Need I remind you, Hermes, that in space, the captain's word is law? I could marry you and Bender against your will if I wanted to.
Hermes Conrad: [Gasps] You wouldn't dare!
Bender: I've been married to worse.
Turanga Leela: Fear not the space behemoth. In my dreams, I have peered beyond it's eye and seen the cackling hell within us all.
Philip J. Fry: Okay... that's a good point.
Bender: Fry's right! Let's kill the captain and order some strippers!
Bender: Yeah, what he said! It's a mutiny led by Fry!
Turanga Leela: That's enough insubordination, Mister Fry!
Bender: String him up!
Turanga Leela: You're all weak. I see that now. So I'll have to be my own crew. You've gone mad, captain! That's enough out of me!
Turanga Leela: Where are we?
Hermes Conrad: Inside the belly of the beast.
Philip J. Fry: Like that Bible guy who got swallowed by a whale... Pinocchio!
Philip J. Fry: Leela, I'm no doctor, but I'm afraid you be exhibitin' symptoms of illin.
Turanga Leela: There's nothing personal about this. That thing screwed up my delivery. This time, it's business.
Turanga Leela: Why? Why? And also how, and what?
Captain Lando Tucker: The great fish has chosen you for a higher purpose.
Turanga Leela: It's a great mammal! See, it has whiskers, and I saw it lactating earlier.
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: They haven't aged a day! The whale must have some sort of Mobius colon that endlessly recycles time and space.
Scruffy: Yup, that stands up to scrutiny.
Turanga Leela: You leave me no choice! Fry and Zoidberg, by the power invested in me as captain, I now pronounce you husband and...
[Fry and Hermes tackle Leela]
Dr. Zoidberg: Aw, so close.
[as the ship is being pulled into the fourth dimesion]
Hermes Conrad: I can see sideways in time! Emit ni syawedis ees nac I!
Amy Wong: Gee, I see CGI! IGC ees I eeg!
Philip J. Fry: Heh heh! Poop! Poop! Heh heh!
Bender: Aw, yeah!
[sees a conga line of Benders]
Bender: Bender, Bender, Bender! Bender, Bender, Bender! Bender, Bender, Bender!
[as they emerge out of the fourth dimension, the other Benders collapse back into the original]
Bender: Aw, that was the greatest endless bunch of mes I ever met.
Turanga Leela: I suppose you're wondering why I'm covered in whale guts.
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: I admit to a polite interest.
Turanga Leela: You see, first I was consumed with obsession of the whale, then I was consumed by the whale.
Dr. Zoidberg: It's clever, but that doesn't explain anything.
Turanga Leela: Shut up, Zoidberg. But under that dark obsession lay a deeper obsession, which enabled me to take control of the whale and bend it to my will
Turanga Leela: An obsession with finishing my delivery!