Futurama (TV Series)

Möbius Dick (2011)

Phil LaMarr: Hermes Conrad, Launch Technician, Junior

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Quotes 

• Turanga Leela : Where are we?

  Hermes Conrad : Inside the belly of the beast.

  Philip J. Fry : Like that Bible guy who got swallowed by a whale... Pinocchio!

• Hermes Conrad : Zoidberg was popular?

  Amy Wong : Zoidberg had hair?

  Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : I never said he had hair! If you chose to imagine him that way, that's your business!

• Turanga Leela : Need I remind you, Hermes, that in space, the captain's word is law? I could marry you and Bender against your will if I wanted to.

  Hermes Conrad : [Gasps]  You wouldn't dare!

  Bender : I've been married to worse.

• Turanga Leela : [after they enter the Bermuda Tetrahedron]  See? It was no big thing.

  [the ship is shaken by an impact] 

  Hermes Conrad : What was that big thing?

• Hermes Conrad : Zoidberg had friends?

  Dr. Zoidberg : It was a different time.

• [as the ship is being pulled into the fourth dimesion] 

  Hermes Conrad : I can see sideways in time! Emit ni syawedis ees nac I!

  Amy Wong : Gee, I see CGI! IGC ees I eeg!

  Philip J. Fry : Heh heh! Poop! Poop! Heh heh!

  Bender : Aw, yeah!

  [sees a conga line of Benders] 

  Bender : Bender, Bender, Bender! Bender, Bender, Bender! Bender, Bender, Bender!

  [as they emerge out of the fourth dimension, the other Benders collapse back into the original] 

  Bender : Aw, that was the greatest endless bunch of mes I ever met.