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Trilogy of Blood (2010)

Not Rated | | Short, Horror | Video 3 April 2010
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SEE the BLOOD! FEEL the TERROR! HEAR the PSYCHOBILLY SICKNESS!!!! Experience the sensory TRIPLE-SKULL-FUCK that is...TRILOGY OF BLOOD!!!!!!!!

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Jared Bateman ...
Jared
Joey Broy ...
Hitchhiker / Singer
Dustin Delage ...
Drummer
Tish Gardner ...
Connie
Elyse Girl ...
Sherry
Jason Herr ...
Toolbox Killer / Guitarist
Johna Hinkle ...
Johna
Matt Mayhem ...
Bass Player
Tat Mills ...
Tat
Cyrus Robertson ...
Cyrus
Brenna Roth ...
Marilyn
Jessica Seibel ...
Jessica
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SEE the BLOOD! FEEL the TERROR! HEAR the PSYCHOBILLY SICKNESS!!!! Experience the sensory TRIPLE-SKULL-FUCK that is...TRILOGY OF BLOOD!!!!!!!!

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Short | Horror

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Not Rated
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3 April 2010 (USA)  »

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$6,000 (estimated)
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Absolute Shite
4 January 2014 | by (Boston, Ma) – See all my reviews

I saw this for free on Zombie TV. Loved the tag line "Who knew killing naked chicks could be this much fun???" and though I'd give it a shot.

Where to start?

1. The naked chicks aren't. I think there's *maybe* three pairs of breasts. There is no full female nudity. There is, however, a naked guy banging a riding lawn mower. So, perhaps, the tag should be "Who knew watching a guy bang a riding lawn mower could be so dull???".

2. Gore. Dunno who did the special effects but they're miserable. I mean very close to stop-motion animation miserable. There is not anything coming close to resembling a moment of organic violence. You can almost here the director in the background saying "Ok, duuuuuuudes. We got ONE SHOT at this sooooooo...when I say "action" swing the ax and then freeze. Jimmy Bob's girlfriend will come in and put the blood on her and then y'all go ahead and continue. K? Now pass me that there joint and let's do this."

3. Not that blood orgy movies ever have things like "plots" or "characters" but...c'mon. Some horribly unpleasant girl barking like a seal about how she doesn't feel good about this...is that all you've got? Is there a "leader" of the cannibal group? Can you at least hint about some kind of co-ordination? Or, if it's truly a case of a non-stop cannibal party hosted by the Deadneks where good ol' boys show up with overweight bimbos to kill and eat...can you spend 10 secs talking about that? Who are the chicks who AREN'T getting eaten and WHY aren't they getting eaten? I know I sound like an idiot babbling on about this but...c'mon, boys.

4. Chicks. They're not sexy. They're not killed in a fun way. In fact, except for the guy with the lawn mower and the band itself, no one really seems to be having that much fun.

5. People looking for good-bad should seriously look elsewhere. This isn't a one-star oh-you-gotta-see-this-dreck review. This is a one-star don't waste your time. Even if it's free.


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