NCIS (TV Series)
Moonlighting (2010)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Autopsy Gremlin, what are you doing in here? You know what happens when the direct sunlight hits your skin.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You spent like 6 hours online last night. You need to unplug. Talk to real people.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Uh, these are real people, Tony.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : *Living* breathing people with lungs and skin you can touch and interact with. Gotta find you one of those.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [Gibbs enters] Yeah, well. I got one of the other kind. Petty Officer washed up on a Maryland beach. Grab your stuff.
Jimmy Palmer : [Excitedly] Oh all right!... That is not an appropriate reaction, is it?
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Petty officer washed up on a Maryland beach. Grab your stuff.
Jimmy Palmer : Oh all right!
[Gibbs gives him a look]
Jimmy Palmer : That is not an appropriate reaction is it?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I know, Boss. I'm as shocked as you are, but *Ziva* invited the Gremlin up here.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Don't get him wet.
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Ziva David : We have hit a Shamu.
NCIS Agent Susan Grady : Does she mean snafu?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Roll with it.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Fornell and his beard are running contacts.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Gotta give you some lady advice.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Rather get a lap dance from a nun, Tony.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : [ID'ing a second victim at their crime scene] Well, no names coming up in AFIS. Oh, wait a second, boss. We've got a red flag here. It says to contact the FBI.
Ziva David : I think I recognize this guy. Isn't it...?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Stefano Delmar.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Who?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Organized crime. Up-and-comer. Our petty officer stumbled onto a hit.
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Abby Sciuto : [re: McGee] Just think about his last girlfriend: she tried to kill him.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Ah, I get it. You're trying to cover McGee like a protective hen.
Dr. Donald Mallard : Or an overprotective panther.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [seeing Jimmy trying to put ointment on an alergic reaction on his back] Dear God! Someone fed him after midnight.
Ziva David : Jimmy, what happened to you?
Jimmy Palmer : Turns out I am really allergic to henna, but I-I can't reach back there. So do you think you guys could...
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [grabbing his bag and hurrying toward the elevator] I'm late for a squash game.
Ziva David : [hurrying toward the elevator] I'm sorry I gotta get the hell out of here.
Jimmy Palmer : Please, guys! It really itches!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That's what girlfriends are for!
Jimmy Palmer : Yeah, yeah, ok. I can get the top part.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Stay, stay, stay!
Ziva David : No please! It might be contagious.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [pointing to Ziva] She'll do it! She'll do it!
Ziva David : I may have to hurt you massively. I may have to hurt you massively!
Jimmy Palmer : I would do it for you!
Ziva David : No you wouldn't!
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Did you really make that decision or was it made for you? By your addiction to killing. McGee killed a thousand people yesterday.
Ziva David : Eh? That is not a record.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : On his video game.
Ziva David : Oh. Is that a record?
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That's a surprising bit of editorial coming from the once-and-future king of Dorkland.
Jimmy Palmer : Hey. I now have a girlfriend.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : The king is dead.
[Puts his hand on McGee's shoulder]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Long live the king.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : This reminds me of middle school; when the smart kids had to check the dumb kids homework.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : And which one were you?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : And that's because I anointed you King of Dorkland? Fair enough.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Listen, when Jimmy Palmer's out-girling you, trust me, you need my advice. I think you should give the girl a chance. You never have. Maybe you should. She's a nice girl.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : That's very adult of you.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It's not me. It's her. Something about her, I can't put my finger on it, but I think she's got a really nice butt underneath those long blouses.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : That's more like it.